Pre-apocalyptic Blues chords by Shawn Mullins

Verse 1:
E                E7
You can read it in the paper
A7               G#7
Or watch it on the news
A                       F#7
Everybody's got the pre-apocalyptic blues
            E              B            E      E7   B7
You better be ready when the sh*t goes down

Verse 2:
        E7
You better head on down to Costco
          G#7
Get you a bucket full of rice and beans
F#7
A year's supply of 2-ply for your composting latrines
           E7        B7         E       E7
So you'll be ready when the sh*t goes down

Chorus:
G#7
Don't hesitate don't procrastinate
          C#M7
Or you'll all be running scared
G#7                               C#M7
There ain't no second chances for bravory impaired
F#7
'cause you know there's a couple of commies' hiding underneath your bed
        B7                           C7             B
And the zombies gonna eat up all the brains in your head

Verse 3:
        E
I got a Rambo knife with a compass
                     G#7
And ballistic bug out bag
      F#7
Got a AK47 'bout a hundred Dexter Mags
         E7    B7                      E  E7  B7  E
Gonna be ready when the sh*t goes down

Bridge:
E  G#7  A  F#7  E7  B7  E  E7

Verse:
Em
Isis and Al-Qaeda
     B7
About a billion red Chinese
E                                   F#7  E
You say you ain't worried and I say honky please
     E7                       B7           E
You better be ready when the sh*t goes down

G#7                                 C#M7
By my Jacuzzi there's an Uzi and an RPG
     G#7                           C#M7
Got a stinger missile mounted on my SUV
     F#7
They won't get to me no matter who they are
      B                      F#7    B7
I got land mines buried all over my yard

Outro:
E
'Cause I read it in the paper

I watched it on the news
     A7            F#7
And now I've got the pre-apocalyptic blues
         E7     Em7         B7       E7
I'm gonna be ready when the sh*t goes down
                   G         E       A        A7      D     E
Will you be ready when the sh*t goes down