Verbatim chords by Mother Mother

Tabbed by Josh Mulla

I play this song with a CAPO on 3 so Im not endlessly doing barchords.
If you do not have a problem with barchords, you can use the transpose
tool to transpose the chorsd 3 half steps down.

Capo 3

Dm       Em
I wear women's underwear
      Am            F
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
Dm           Em
  I cross my legs just like a queer
    Am           F
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya

Dm        Em
  What defines a straight man straight?
     Am            F
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
Dm           Em
  I'll tell you what a woman loves most
    Am        N.C.
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke

Dm           Em            Am
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
    F       Em
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Em             Am
 no, no, no more getting' elated
    F      Em   Em
No more listless invitations

Dm     Em
I live by a hospital
     Am              F
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
Dm      Em
I see people dying there
    Am         F
But my tender age makes it hard to care

Dm        Em
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
    Am          F
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *ha*
Dm         Em
  All I need is a heart attack
    Am       N.C.
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac

Dm           Em            Am
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
    F       Em
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Em             Am
 no, no, no more getting' elated
    F      E   E Dm
No more listless invitations

Dm  Dm Dm
For the love of fuck
    E  E E
For the sake of Pete
    A  A   A
Did you ever really think
       F  F  F
You'd love a guy like me?
     Dm   Dm   Dm
I am the rooster in the morning
    E  E E  E
I'm the cock of the day
    A   A   A
I'm the boxer in the briefs
   F   F   F
I'm a twelve ounce steak

Am  Em   Cm   F
Eh-oh  Eh-oh  Eh-oh Yehbo
Am   F   Bb   F
 Yehbo Yehbo Yehbo Yehbooooo

Bb     F
Ya, it's verbatim
  Bb      F
And ya, and it's naked
  Bb      F
And ya, and it's shakin'
  Em   Em   Em
It shakes, shakes shakes

Dm   Em    Am   F
 Oh oh Yea eah  Oh oh  Yea eah

repeat to finish.