Intro: E G#m E G#m Verse: F# Eadd9 I'm calling you from the foyer B C#m Of the Sands Hotel F# Where the men and the women
Eadd9 B C#m Are acquainted quite well F# Eadd9 And the drunkards keep on drinking B C#m And oh, my room is cold F# I'm disputing the bill Eadd9 B C#m I will sleep in my clothes Chorus: D#m G#m7 And you, my invalid friend D#m G#m7 You slam the receiver when you say D#m "If I had your limbs for a day B E I would steam away" Verse: F# Eadd9 I'm calling you from the foyer B C#m Of this awful hotel F# Eadd9 B C#m Where the slime and the grime gel F# Eadd9 And I cannot - or, I do not B C#m And oh, my room is cold F# Eadd9 B C#m And I'm envying you never having to choose Chorus: D#m G#m7 And you, my invalid friend D#m G#m7 You slam the receiver when you say D#m "If I had your limbs for a day B E I would steam away" Verse: F# Eadd9 I'm calling you from the foyer B C#m Of the Sands Hotel F# Eadd9 It's not low-life, it's just people B C#m Having a good time F# Eadd9 And oh, my invalid friend B C#m Oh, my invalid friend F# Eadd9 B C#m F# In our different ways we are same