Home Intruder chords by Morgan Jay

• Difficulty: Intermediate

♫ Intro:

G


♫ Verse 1:
                G
There's someone in my home
            Em
And they're walking around
               C
They're making lots of noise
            Am7
I hope they leave and get out
        G
They're wearing my clothes
            Em
And they're eating my food
        C
I heard something break
     Am7
This can't be good

♫ Chorus:
                  Am7
It's actually my girlfriend
                        C6/A
I think she's trying to move in
               G
She's doing it peace by peace
                           C
And she thinks that I don't notice
Am7
Toothbrush in the bathroom
C6/A
Drains clogged with her hair
              G                                 C
She's leaving clothes in my closet like I don't even care


♫ Verse 2:
N.C.                           G
There's an intruder in my home
G                          Em
  I call the police on the phone
         C                            N.C.
I try to explain the problem but they laugh and then just hang up
                  G
She's throwing it in my face
                          Em
'Cause she's throwing her birthday party at my place
          C
She's got tons of girlfriends over
                     Am7*
And they're spilling wine on my couch that I got from CB2
N.C.
Even Scotch Guard and it was like two thousand dollars
N.C.
I don't know if you've tried to buy furniture in the last 3 years but it
N.C.
I waiting 8 fucking months because you know supply chain and logistics and the Suez Canal I don't know


♫ Verse 3:
                 Am7            C6/A
She's having her milk delivered to my address
         G                            C*
And everytime we have dinner she tries to slip in something like
N.C.
'Oh my God I think my lease is up in four months or less'
               Am7       C6/A
No one fucking asked you about your lease
                G                              C*
We were talking about something unrelated could you pass the potatoes please?


Final ♫ Verse:
                          G
There's an intruder in my home
                        Em
I really love you but I love living on my own
        Am*                                 C6/A
And the moment that we move in I know all my    stuff is going in the storage
                          G
There's an intruder in my home


♫ Outro:
G


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