How To Make Gravy Chords

Key: G ♫ Intro: G D G ♫ Verse 1: D G/D D Hello Dan, it's Joe here G D I hope you're keeping well G G/D D It's the 21st of December G/D G And now they're ringing the last bells D/F# G If I get good behaviour A D I'll be out of here by July Em7 D Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day? Em7 D G Please don't let 'em cry for me

♫ Verse 2: D Em7 D I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland Em7 D And Stella's flying in from the coast Em7 D They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe Em7 G But that won't stop the roast D/F# G Who's gonna make the gravy now? A D I bet it won't taste the same Em7 Just add flour, salt, a little red wine D And don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce Em7 For sweetness and that extra tang ♫ Chorus 1: D Em7 And give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly D/F# Em7 Tell 'em all I'm sorry, I screwed up this time D Em7 And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her D/F# Em7 D Em7 D/F# Em7 Early Christmas morning when I'm standing in line ♫ Verse 3: D Em7 D I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend Em7 D I hope he can hold his own Em7 D Do you remember the last one? What was his name again? Em7 Ahh, just a little too much cologne G D/F# And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger G A 'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight ♫ Chorus 2: D Em7 Oh, praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas D/F# Em7 I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash D Em7 And later in the evening, I can just imagine D/F# Em7 You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back ♫ Chorus 3: D Em7 And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her D/F# Just don't hold her too close Em7 Oh, brother, don't you stab me in the back D Em7 I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up D/F# Em7 Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact ♫ Chorus 4: D Em7 You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me D/F# Em7 I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat D Em7 Ahh, tell her that I'm sorry, yeah, I love her badly D/F# Em7 Tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleepy children for me D Em7 You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy D Em7 I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back