Weed Instead Of Roses chords by Ashley Monroe

• Tuning: Standard EBGDAE

Difficulty: Novice

No Capo

Intro: D G

G                        C
Baby we've been together for a long, long time
D                                                    G
You get home from work and then we just turn out the lights
G                                C
Lately I've been dreaming you in leather, me in lace
D                                                       G
Let's put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and chains

        G
Give me weed instead of roses
         C
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
D                                                      G
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time

I don't need a card from Hallmark
       C
Box of candy, heaven knows
        D
Give me weed instead of roses
                       G
and let's see where it goes

      G
Honey you don't have to worry
            C
There ain't no one else for me
D                                       G
Lately we have fallen under the same routine
                                    C
I ain't getting any younger, oh but you don't seem to care
D                                            G
Let's trade in the boxers for some sexy underwear

        G
Give me weed instead of roses
         C
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
D                                                      G
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time

I don't need a card from Hallmark
       C
Box of candy, heaven knows
        D
Give me weed instead of roses
                       G
and let's see where it goes

C G D C D C D G

      G
Let's send the kids to grandma
C
Call in sick to work
    D
Put on some heavy metal
                         G
Rip the phone off of the hook

Go call your no-good brother
        C
We both know what he's been growing
        D
I'll be waiting with the whipped cream
                   G
And baby let's get going

        G
Give me weed instead of roses
         C
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
D                                                      G
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time

I don't need a card from Hallmark
       C
Box of candy, heaven knows
        D
Give me weed instead of roses
                       G
and let's see where it goes

G
You pull out the Polaroid
          C
And I'll strike a couple poses
         D
Oh let's get a little wild
                         G
Bring me weed instead of roses