The Homosexual chords by Momus

Chords

Title: The Homosexual
Album: Tender Pervert (via 'Le Grand Magistry - Was it
him,
       or his music ' sampler, live version)
Transcribed By: Stephen Shodimu
Web: http://uk.geocities.com/youandyoureidolon

Unusual Chords
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Gm6Gm6    - 010030 [might be C9(010010) or C11(010011) or
Gm7add13(x10031)]
D7sus4D7sus4 - xx0213
Esus4Esus4  - 022200
Asus2Asus2  - x02200

Intro
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[D7sus4D7sus4] [D7sus4D7sus4]     [E MajorE] [Esus4Esus4] [E MajorE] [Esus4Esus4] [E MajorE]
[D7sus4D7sus4] [D7sus4D7sus4]     [E MajorE]


Verse 1
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I love [Asus2Asus2]women ... of [Amaj7Amaj7]]giving in
I love [Asus2Asus2]women ... of [Amaj7Amaj7]arguing
With the [FF]men from ... and [C majorC]building sites
[Cmaj7Cmaj7]
... told [FF]me I'm a homo[Gm6Gm6]sexual [E MajorE]all [Esus4Esus4]my
[E MajorE]life

[Asus2Asus2]One stop ... the [Amaj7Amaj7]coughs begin
... no [Asus2Asus2]fury ... insecure [Amaj7Amaj7]Englishman
You [FF]don't ... trans[C majorC]late this  [Cmaj7Cmaj7]
... an [FF]open homo[Gm6Gm6]sexual in our [E MajorE]midst


Chorus
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The homo[D7sus4D7sus4]sexual ... it's [C majorC]all ...
That [Gm6Gm6]spectre ... will [A augmentedA]now ...
... neu[D7sus4D7sus4]rosis is what ... nor[C majorC]mality
It's [Gm6Gm6]okay ... I'm [A augmentedA]queer
... tone-[D7sus4D7sus4]deafness ... of [C majorC]music
[Gm6Gm6]I ... disa[A minorAm]buse them
I'll [G#m7G#m7]make ... their [Gm7Gm7]women    [F#7F#7]
... them [A minorAm]sing [G#m7G#m7]notes of [Gm7Gm7]pleasure   [F#7F#7]
Their [FF]husbands will[Gm6Gm6] never hear[E MajorE]

[Asus2Asus2]  [Amaj7Amaj7]   [Asus2Asus2]   [Amaj7Amaj7]

Verse 2
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I love [Asus2Asus2]women ... sur[Amaj7Amaj7]prise
Pretending [Asus2Asus2]absolute ... their [Amaj7Amaj7]breasts
...
Like their [FF]hairdressers ...
I [C majorC]hear confessionals   [Cmaj7Cmaj7]
Re[FF]served for homo[Gm6Gm6]sexual pro[E MajorE]fessionals
[Esus4Esus4] [E MajorE]

As I [Asus2Asus2]put ... my[Amaj7Amaj7] limp ...
(... I [Asus2Asus2]learned ... gynae[Amaj7Amaj7]cologist)
I re[FF]call the ...
[C majorC]ended ... first [Cmaj7Cmaj7]date with
'I feel [FF]privileged you chose [Gm6Gm6]me to go
[E MajorE]straight with'


Chorus
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Mid8 (same as verse, but picked)
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[Asus2Asus2]You who ... in [Amaj7Amaj7]Chemistry class
[Asus2Asus2]You who ... your [Amaj7Amaj7]arse'
[FF]Now your ... shirts, [C majorC]now ... are [Cmaj]born,
[FF]baby [Gm6Gm6]Look ... your [E MajorE]horns

[Asus2Asus2]You who ..., who [Amaj7Amaj7]plagued ...
[Asus2Asus2]Guess who ... the [Amaj7Amaj7]boil
[FF]Why not ...
I'll settle ... the [C majorC]kettle ... the [Cmaj7Cmaj7]pot
I take my [FF]tea ... re[Gm6Gm6]venge: [E MajorE]sweet [Esus4Esus4]and
[E MajorE]hot


Chorus (final)
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The homo[D7sus4D7sus4]sexual ... it's [C majorC]all ...
That [Gm6Gm6]spectre ... will [A augmentedA]now ...
... neu[D7sus4D7sus4]rosis is ... nor[C majorC]mality
It's [Gm6Gm6]okay ... I'm [A augmentedA]queer
... tone-[D7sus4D7sus4]deafness ... of [C majorC]music
[Gm6Gm6]I won't disa[A minorAm]buse you
I'll [G#m7G#m7]make ... your [Gm7Gm7]women    [F#7F#7]
... her [A minorAm]sing [G#m7G#m7]notes of [Gm7Gm7]pleasure   [F#7F#7]

That [FF]you will never [Gm6Gm6]hear
Never [FF]in a million [Gm6Gm6]years
[FF]  No [Gm6Gm6]fucking [E MajorE]fear


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