The Homosexual chords by Momus

Title: The Homosexual
Artist: Momus
Album: Tender Pervert (via 'Le Grand Magistry - Was it
him,
       or his music?' sampler, live version)
Transcribed By: Stephen Shodimu
Email: youandyoureidolon@yahoo.co.uk
Web: http://uk.geocities.com/youandyoureidolon

Unusual Chords
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Gm6    - 010030 [might be C9(010010) or C11(010011) or
Gm7add13(x10031)]
D7sus4 - xx0213
Esus4  - 022200
Asus2  - x02200

Intro
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[D7sus4] [D7sus4]     [E] [Esus4] [E] [Esus4] [E]
[D7sus4] [D7sus4]     [E]

Verse 1
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I love [Asus2]women ... of [Amaj7]]giving in
I love [Asus2]women ... of [Amaj7]arguing
With the [F]men from ... and [C]building sites
[Cmaj7]
... told [F]me I'm a homo[Gm6]sexual [E]all [Esus4]my
[E]life

[Asus2]One stop ... the [Amaj7]coughs begin
... no [Asus2]fury ... insecure [Amaj7]Englishman
You [F]don't ... trans[C]late this  [Cmaj7]
... an [F]open homo[Gm6]sexual in our [E]midst

Chorus
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The homo[D7sus4]sexual ... it's [C]all ...
That [Gm6]spectre ... will [A]now ...
... neu[D7sus4]rosis is what ... nor[C]mality
It's [Gm6]okay ... I'm [A]queer
... tone-[D7sus4]deafness ... of [C]music
[Gm6]I ... disa[Am]buse them
I'll [G#m7]make ... their [Gm7]women    [F#7]
... them [Am]sing [G#m7]notes of [Gm7]pleasure   [F#7]
Their [F]husbands will[Gm6] never hear[E]

[Asus2]  [Amaj7]   [Asus2]   [Amaj7]

Verse 2
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I love [Asus2]women ... sur[Amaj7]prise
Pretending [Asus2]absolute ... their [Amaj7]breasts
...
Like their [F]hairdressers ...
I [C]hear confessionals   [Cmaj7]
Re[F]served for homo[Gm6]sexual pro[E]fessionals
[Esus4] [E]

As I [Asus2]put ... my[Amaj7] limp ...
(... I [Asus2]learned ... gynae[Amaj7]cologist)
I re[F]call the ...
[C]ended ... first [Cmaj7]date with
'I feel [F]privileged you chose [Gm6]me to go
[E]straight with'

Chorus
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Mid8 (same as verse, but picked)
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[Asus2]You who ... in [Amaj7]Chemistry class
[Asus2]You who ... your [Amaj7]arse'
[F]Now your ... shirts, [C]now ... are [Cmaj]born,
[F]baby [Gm6]Look ... your [E]horns

[Asus2]You who ..., who [Amaj7]plagued ...
[Asus2]Guess who ... the [Amaj7]boil
[F]Why not ...
I'll settle ... the [C]kettle ... the [Cmaj7]pot
I take my [F]tea ... re[Gm6]venge: [E]sweet [Esus4]and
[E]hot

Chorus (final)
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The homo[D7sus4]sexual ... it's [C]all ...
That [Gm6]spectre ... will [A]now ...
... neu[D7sus4]rosis is ... nor[C]mality
It's [Gm6]okay ... I'm [A]queer
... tone-[D7sus4]deafness ... of [C]music
[Gm6]I won't disa[Am]buse you
I'll [G#m7]make ... your [Gm7]women    [F#7]
... her [Am]sing [G#m7]notes of [Gm7]pleasure   [F#7]

That [F]you will never [Gm6]hear
Never [F]in a million [Gm6]years
[F]  No [Gm6]fucking [E]fear


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