The Honeymoon chords by The Mizes

♫ Intro:

B


♫ Chorus:
N.C.
The Opry's down in Tennessee
N.C.
Cow town's up in Abilene
B
Devil and the IRS
      B
Well, they both share the same address
C
God's in heaven, the pope's in Rome
        B           C       B
And the honeymoon's over at home

♫ Verse 1:
         B
Where we said I Do and we cut the cake
    B
The one your aunt Juanita baked
    C
And I got drunk and made us late
       B
And we almost missed that big jet plane
    C
And then we fought like married folks
     B          C   B
From Wichita to Mexico


♫ Chorus:
B
The Opry's down in Tennessee
B
Cow town's up in Abilene
B
Devil and the IRS
      B
Well, they both share the same address
C
God's in heaven, the pope's in Rome
        B           C       B    B  C
And the honeymoon's over at home


♫ Verse 2:
    B
Got back and it was good for a few months there
            B
You started growing your gut and losing your hair
C
Found out you could barely fry an egg
            B
You started shutting me down and quit shaving your legs
    C
But we both know we can't Do no better
      B          C       B
Guess we'll like this forever


♫ Chorus:
B
The Opry's down in Tennessee
B
Cow town's up in Abilene
B
Devil and the IRS
      B
Well, they both share the same address
C
God's in heaven, the pope's in Rome
        B           C       B
And the honeymoon's over at home


Guitar & Accordion ♫ Solo:
B  B   B   C   B


♫ Verse 3:
    B
You must be high on Willy's weed
       B
If you think that I ain't dreamed of leaving
    C
And you're as drunk as Scooter Braun
       B
If you think I'm gonna beg you to stick around
    C
But we can't afford the lawyer fee
      B       C   B
For a D-I-V-O-R-C-C


♫ Chorus:
    C
The Opry's down in Tennessee
C
Cow town's up in Abilene
C
Devil and the IRS
      C
Well, they both share the same address
G
God's in heaven, the pope's in Rome
        C           G       C
And the honeymoon's over at home
      G
Yeah, God's in heaven, the pope's in Rome
        C           G       C
And the honeymoon's over at home


♫ Outro:
C
Ah, the honeymoon, back when you still wore a bikini
C
Oh well that wasn't the only thing that was teeny weeny
C
Woah, hey, it was cold in the ocean that day
                  C
I'm talking 'bout the diamond in my wedding ring
                                   G
Remember, we almost lost it in the sand?
G
Oh yeah
G
Oh yeah, maybe if you didn't buy so much beer you could've bought be a bigger ring
         C
Oh well, here we Go again
C
You know I love you