Google University chords by Miss Christine

• Capo on 2nd
• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

🎸 Intro:


F  A# D#b C

🎸 Verse 1:

Fm        A#m     D#b C
Oh how I long for human connection
Fm       A#m         D#b          C
But I’m stuck here battlin’ perfection
Fm         A#m              D#b       C
Not quite sure what’s the best medicine
Fm         A#m         D#b      C
It’s absurd, have you heard?

🎸 Chorus:

A#b                      A#m               D#
Humans spent many years trying to figure out
A#b                            A#m               D#
How to make it to the moon we did it without a doubt
A#b               A#m                   D#
Now the internet makes it so clear to see
A#b                         D#
The buffoons who graduated Google University

🎸 Verse 2:

Fm              A#m            D#b             C
Looking out my window with excruciating existential dread
Fm        A#m      D#b      C
Gm  I the only one who is right in the head?
Fm         A#m               D#b               C
I form my own thoughts and don’t pretend to know
          Fm  A#m            D#b  D#
Because I don’t and that’s okay

🎸 Chorus:

A#b                      A#m               D#
Humans spent many years trying to figure out
A#b                            A#m               D#
How to make it to the moon we did it without a doubt
A#b               A#m                   D#
Now the internet makes it so clear to see
A#b                         D#
The buffoons who graduated Google University

🎸 Bridge:

D#b        D#      A#b  C    Fm
It’s not okay to make assumptions
     D#b    D#         A#b   C    Fm
That aren’t based on facts
D#b D#     A#b C     Fm
You look like an ass
        D#b D#               A#b  Fm
I’m not sorry that this is crass

🎸 Interlude:

🎸 Chorus:

A#b                      A#m               D#
Humans spent many years trying to figure out
A#b                            A#m               D#
How to make it to the moon we did it without a doubt
A#b               A#m                   D#
Now the internet makes it so clear to see
A#b                         D#
The buffoons who graduated Google University
    D#
I’m sorry that you cannot see
    D#
The truth that is reality
D#
Get me the fuck out of here