Chords with lyrics
G+G
I don't like fancy learnin' books.
C majorC
I don't like apple tarts.
G+G
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks.
D7D7
I don't like modern arts.
G+G
Well I like farts,
C majorC
Yes I like farts,
D MajorD G+G
I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.
G+G
If you got hearts (Peter: Oh I got hearts)
C majorC
Let's hear those farts (Peter: How do I start)
D MajorD G+G
Well Peter I will help you get your fart to start
G+G C majorC D MajorD ......
PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHHT PHHHT...