Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Key: FF
Difficulty: Novice
Verse 1:
FF
I wish you could meet my girlfriend
Bb majorBb FF
My girlfriend who lives in Canada
C majorC
She couldn't be sweeter, I wish you could meet her
FF
My girlfriend who lives in Canada
Bb majorBb FF
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver
Bb majorBb FF
She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover
Bb majorBb FF Bb majorBb FF
I e-mail her every single day, just to make sure that everything's okay
Bb majorBb G+G C majorC FF
It's a pity she lives so far away in Canada
Bridge:
A7A7 DmDm
Last week she was here but she had the flu
G7G7 C majorC
Too bad 'cause I wanted to introduce her to you
A7A7 DmDm
It's so sad, there wasn't a thing that she could do
G7G7 C majorC
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head
Verse 2:
FF
I wish you could meet my girlfriend
Bb majorBb FF
But you can't because she is in Canada
C majorC
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her
A minorAm N.C. A minorAm
So, soon I'll be off to Alberta, I mean Vancouver
DmDm
Shit, her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver
G minorGm BbM7Bbm7
She's my girlfriend, my wonderful girlfriend
FF C majorC FF AbAb C majorC
Yes, I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada
N.C. FF
And I can't wait to eat her pussy again