Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: F Difficulty: Novice Verse 1: F I wish you could meet my girlfriend Bb F My girlfriend who lives in Canada C She couldn't be sweeter, I wish you could meet her F My girlfriend who lives in Canada Bb F Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver Bb F She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover Bb F Bb F I e-mail her every single day, just to make sure that everything's okay Bb G C F It's a pity she lives so far away in Canada
Bridge: A7 Dm Last week she was here but she had the flu G7 C Too bad 'cause I wanted to introduce her to you A7 Dm It's so sad, there wasn't a thing that she could do G7 C But stay in bed with her legs up over her head Verse 2: F I wish you could meet my girlfriend Bb F But you can't because she is in Canada C I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her Am N.C. Am So, soon I'll be off to Alberta, I mean Vancouver Dm Shit, her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver Gm Bbm7 She's my girlfriend, my wonderful girlfriend F C F Ab C Yes, I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada N.C. F And I can't wait to eat her pussy again