Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
BB B7B7 BB B7B7
Verse:
BB
Caralee
BB
Is a terror
BB
But Caralee
-Caralee, don't suck on that!-
B7B7
Pays the bills
-Drop it. Drop it. Drop it!-
E MajorE
Life as her manny
C# minorC#m
Beats a life on my fanny
B7B7
Still, Caralee
BB
Ugh! She kills
-Spit. Spit. Spit-- thank you-
BB
Caralee has toy scissors
BB
With which Caralee makes small cuts
E MajorE
Now, you don't try to take them
C# minorC#m
Try to borrow or break them
B7B7
And Caralee
-Ugh! Goddamn it-
BB
Stabs your nuts
-Ugh! Gently-- Ugh! --but repeatedly. Ugh!-
C#m7C#m7 G#m7G#m7
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
F#F#
Threw up and pooed on my MacBook
F#F#
Woah-oh-oh-oh
BB
Caralee knows the F-word
BB
In fact, Caralee wrote a song
E MajorE
It's actually hilarious
C# minorC#m
In inappropriate areas
B7B7
Like Caralee's
N.C.
Father's charity banquet
BB
Would be wrong
-And now we know-
C#m7C#m7 G#m7G#m7
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
F#F# BB
I think that she might be Satan
Woah-oh-oh-oh
C#m7C#m7 G#m7G#m7
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
F#F# BB
I swear to God, she is Satan
Woah-oh-oh-oh
BB
Caralee likes spaghetti
BB
And Caralee only likes spaghetti
E MajorE
Spaghetti to eat with
E MajorE
And spaghetti to throw with
C# minorC#m
To get mush between feet with
C# minorC#m
To shout "homo" and "no" with
C# minorC#m
Oh, Caralee
F#F#
Caralee-!
C7C7
-Is yours for thirty minutes
C7C7
Here's fifty dollars. I'll be right back
Dm7Dm7
Mister, Caralee's persuasive, she could help you sell your crack
A minorAm
Or if you simply need to barter, she's a very easy sale
C minorCm
But please don't throw her in the trash or try to send her in the mail
DmDm
Because she'll just come back to haunt you with her scissors and her smile
F minorFm
And it's been awfully nice to meet you, thanks, and so long for a while
Ha ha ha!
A minorAm
Now I'm free
F minorFm
Now I'm free
C majorC
Of Caralee!