The Spongebob Squarepants Musical - I'm Not A Loser chords by Misc Musicals

Key: C

Verse 1:

C



     F  E
I’m not a loser.
    Am        E
I don’t secretly hate myself.
    F         Fm
I’m not singing this to no one
C        E
It’s not the case that no one cares.
     F   Fm
I’m not a failure.
         C   A
I don’t not have talent.
      Dm        Fm     G       Am
When others see me they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.

F
Now hold on, that’s a triple negative, you can’t NOT see nobody.
Dm                       Am
Because I’m not nobody, which can’t not be seen. Let me start over.

       Dm  Fm
My life’s not empty.
      Am       E
They don’t not like me at all.
       F
I don’t not leave the house
Fm         C         E
‘Cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home.
    F  Fm
I don’t stink.
     C  A
I’m not a waste.
    Dm      Fm
I’m not all alone in thinking
G      Am
That I am not all alone.

Am

F
Maybe I am a loser

Chorus:
   Am
Hey Squidward!

N.C.
Uh?

Am      G
You’re not delirious with despair
G
And you’re not calling true things false!

Am  Am
Hey Squidward!

N.C.
This is weird

Am      G
You’re not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all!

N.C.
I’m not?

G

       F  E
You’re not a loser.
     C         E
You don’t secretly hate yourself.
      F         Fm
You’re not singing this to no one
C        E
It’s not the case that no one cares.

N.C.
Okay!

       F   Fm
You’re not a failure.
          C  A
You don’t not have talent.
      Dm         Fm     G       C
When others see you they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.

Verse 2:
     Dm
I’m not a loser!
       Fm
(You’re not a loser)
      Am       E
They don’t not like me at all!
      F
I don’t not leave the house
Fm       C       E
‘Cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home! (ohhh stay at home)
     F           Fm
I don’t stink! (ohhh you don’t stink)
     C          A
I’m not a waste! (You’re not a waste)
      Dm    Fm       G      C
I’m not all alone in thinking that I am not all alone!

N.C.
Clarinet solo!

Instrumental:
C# A# D#m C#

N.C.
Look at me now mama!

F# F#m C# F D# G# G

C C# D D#

Gm G G#m G#

Verse 3:
     D#m         F
I’m not a loser! (You're not a loser!)
      A#m         F*
They don’t not like me at all!
        D#m
Oh I don’t not leave the house (Leave the house)
    F#m      Fm        A#
‘Cause I don’t not, prefer to stay at home!

N.C.
Yeah yeah yeah stay at home
N.C.
Hey! Shhhh-

     F#  F#m
I don’t stink.
     C#  A#
I’m not a waste.
    D#m
I’m not all alone in thinking
F#  D#m G#    C#
That I’m not, not, not all alone!

Outro:
C#   F#
You are not alone!
C#   F#
You are not alone!
C#   F#                        G#     A
You are not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not  A  lone
    D     Bm  C#
You are not, not, not, alone!