Chords with lyrics
Key: C majorC
Verse 1:
C majorC
FF E MajorE
I’m not a loser.
A minorAm E MajorE
I don’t secretly hate myself.
FF F minorFm
I’m not singing this to no one
C majorC E MajorE
It’s not the case that no one cares.
FF F minorFm
I’m not a failure.
C majorC A augmentedA
I don’t not have talent.
DmDm F minorFm G+G A minorAm
When others see me they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.
FF
Now hold on, that’s a triple negative, you can’t NOT see nobody.
DmDm A minorAm
Because I’m not nobody, which can’t not be seen. Let me start over.
DmDm F minorFm
My life’s not empty.
A minorAm E MajorE
They don’t not like me at all.
FF
I don’t not leave the house
F minorFm C majorC E MajorE
‘Cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home.
FF F minorFm
I don’t stink.
C majorC A augmentedA
I’m not a waste.
DmDm F minorFm
I’m not all alone in thinking
G+G A minorAm
That I am not all alone.
A minorAm
FF
Maybe I am a loser
Chorus:
A minorAm
Hey Squidward!
N.C.
Uh?
A minorAm G+G
You’re not delirious with despair
G+G
And you’re not calling true things false!
A minorAm A minorAm
Hey Squidward!
N.C.
This is weird
A minorAm G+G
You’re not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all!
N.C.
I’m not?
G+G
FF E MajorE
You’re not a loser.
C majorC E MajorE
You don’t secretly hate yourself.
FF F minorFm
You’re not singing this to no one
C majorC E MajorE
It’s not the case that no one cares.
N.C.
Okay!
FF F minorFm
You’re not a failure.
C majorC A augmentedA
You don’t not have talent.
DmDm F minorFm G+G C majorC
When others see you they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.
Verse 2:
DmDm
I’m not a loser!
F minorFm
(You’re not a loser)
A minorAm E MajorE
They don’t not like me at all!
FF
I don’t not leave the house
F minorFm C majorC E MajorE
‘Cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home! (ohhh stay at home)
FF F minorFm
I don’t stink! (ohhh you don’t stink)
C majorC A augmentedA
I’m not a waste! (You’re not a waste)
DmDm F minorFm G+G C majorC
I’m not all alone in thinking that I am not all alone!
N.C.
Clarinet solo!
Instrumental:
C#C# A#A# D#mD#m C#C#
N.C.
Look at me now mama!
F#F# F# minorF#m C#C# FF D#D# G#G# G+G
C majorC C#C# D MajorD D#D#
G minorGm G+G G# minorG#m G#G#
Verse 3:
D#mD#m FF
I’m not a loser! (You're not a loser!)
A#mA#m F*
They don’t not like me at all!
D#mD#m
Oh I don’t not leave the house (Leave the house)
F# minorF#m F minorFm A#A#
‘Cause I don’t not, prefer to stay at home!
N.C.
Yeah yeah yeah stay at home
N.C.
Hey! Shhhh-
F#F# F# minorF#m
I don’t stink.
C#C# A#A#
I’m not a waste.
D#mD#m
I’m not all alone in thinking
F#F# D#mD#m G#G# C#C#
That I’m not, not, not all alone!
Outro:
C#C# F#F#
You are not alone!
C#C# F#F#
You are not alone!
C#C# F#F# G#G# A augmentedA
You are not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not A augmentedA lone
D MajorD B minorBm C#C#
You are not, not, not, alone!