Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
EbmEbm
Long ago, when I was five
Cb5Cb5
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
Bb majorBb EbmEbm
And ate a donut with a maple glaze
EbmEbm
My father asked who ate the snack
Cb5Cb5
I said that it was my brother Jack
CbCb Bb7Bb7 EbmEbm
And Jack got grounded for fourteen days
Pre-Chorus:
AbmAbm Abmadd9
I've lived with that guilt all of my life
Db7/Bb Bb7(b9) Db7/Bb Bb7b9Bb7b9
And the terrible vision that I had that night
N.C.
No! Please, I don't wanna go back!
Chorus:
EbmEbm F/Eb EbmEbm F/Eb
Down, down thy soul is cast
EbmEbm F/Eb Cb/Eb Bb/Eb
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell
EbmEbm F/Eb Gb/Eb F/Eb
The path of fire leads thee to
EbmEbm
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
EbmEbm F/Eb Gb/Eb F/Eb EbmEbm Em/Eb Cb/Eb Bb/Eb
Wel-come back to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
EbmEbm F/Eb
You are having
Cb/Eb Bb/Eb EbmEbm
A augmentedA Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now
Verse 2:
EbmEbm
And now I've gone and done it again! (Rectus!)
C# minorC#m
I've committed another awful sin! (Dominus!)
Ebm/Cb Ebm/Bb Bb majorBb EbmEbm
I left my mission companion all alone (Spookytus!)
EbmEbm
Oh God, how could I have done this to you? (Deus!)
C# minorC#m
How could I break rule seventy-two? (Creepyus!)
Ebm/Cb Ebm/Bb Bb majorBb EbmEbm
And now my soul hath just been thrown
N.C.
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
Chorus:
EbmEbm F/Eb Gb/Eb F/Eb
Down, down to Satan's realm!
EbmEbm Em/Eb EbmEbm Cb/Eb Bb/Eb
See where you be - lo - - ong!
EbmEbm F/Eb Gb/Eb F/Eb
There is nothing you can do!
Cb/Eb Bb/Eb
No escape from
EbmEbm
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
Verse 3:
Eb5Eb5
You blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you walk out on your mission companion?
CbCb Ebm/Bb Bb majorBb
You're a DICK!
EbmEbm
Jesus, I'm sorry!
Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
Jesus hates you, this we know!
AbAb Eb MajorEb
For Jesus just told you so!
N.C.
You remember Lucifer! He is even spookier!
Interlude:
AbmAbm EsusEsus Ebsus
BbmBbm AsusAsus Absus
CsusCsus BsusBsus Dbsus DsusDsus
Chorus:
F7#5/Eb C7#5/Eb
Minions of Hades have you heard the news?
F7#5/Eb C7#5/Eb AsusAsus Absus
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
F7#5/Eb C7#5/Eb
Now he's back with all you Cath'lics and Jews
Eb7#9Eb7#9
It's super spooky-wooky!
Abm7Abm7 Abm7/Bb Abm7/Cb Abm7Abm7
I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
Bb7Bb7
To break the rules, please
Bb7Bb7
I don't wanna be in this
Eb7#9Eb7#9
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
MINIONS OF HELL:
AbmAbm
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
Interlude:
EbmEbm FF GbGb FF
Genghis Khan Jeffrey Dahmer
DbmDbm E minorEm EbmEbm CbCb Bb majorBb
Hitler Johnnie Cochran!
EbmEbm FF GbGb FF
The spirits all surround you
CbCb Bb majorBb EbmEbm
Spooky spooky spooky!
Bridge:
G7#5/F D7#9/F
I started a war, and killed millions of Jews!
G7#5/F D7#9/F BsusBsus Bb majorBb
I slaughtered the Chinese!
G7#5/F D7#9/F
I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!
G7#5/F D7#9/F
I got O.J. freed!
BbM7Bbm7 Bbm7/C
You think that's bad?
Bbm7/Db BbM7Bbm7
I broke rule seventy-two! Oh!
C7C7
I left my companion! I'm way worse than you!
F7#9F7#9 F7F7
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
F7#9F7#9 F7F7
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
C# minorC#m
Ah
G minorGm
Oh, Heavenly Father! P-please, give me one more chance!
BbmBbm A augmentedA
I won't break the rules again!
Instrumental:
DmDm E/D F/D E/D DmDm E/D
DmDm E/D F/D E/D
D5D5 Ab5Ab5
D5D5 Ab5Ab5 D5D5 Ab5Ab5 D5D5 Ab5Ab5
Interlude:
N.C.
I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!
Instrumental:
Cdim7Cdim7 C7C7 Cdim7Cdim7 C7C7
Chorus:
F6F6 C9C9 F6F6 C9C9
Welcome
welcome
F6F6 G13G13 G9G9 Gm7Gm7 C13C13
To Spooky Mor-mon Hell Dream
F6F6 Eb6Eb6 Dm7Dm7 Gm7b5Gm7b5
You are never waking up
F6F6 N.C.
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
Outro:
FF Gm/F Ab/F Bb/FBb/F
Down, down thy soul is cast (Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up!)
B minorBm F#7sus/B D/B BsusBsus
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell (Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again!)
Fm/C Gm/C Ab/C Bbm/C
This must be it, you must be there, you must be in
C7C7 DbmDbm F minorFm
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!