Chords with lyrics
- Capo on 3rd
- Difficulty: Intermediate
Verse 1:
G+G
See, darling, you could sit there bored as hell
With those two-faced nobles treading on your toes
C majorC D MajorD G+G
Or you could take a chance on a night of dark romance
A7A7 D MajorD
Where you'll learn the only thing a courtier knows:
Chorus:
G+G
It’s the art of pleasing princes
G7G7
That's all life has to be
C majorC
I'm an expert at the practice since
D MajorD
The prince who’s pleased is me!
C majorC G+G
I live for praise in a golden haze
C majorC G+G
Of sex and borrowed time
A minorAm C majorC
Before my father ends my days
D MajorD
Each night should be sublime!
Interlude:
G+G G7G7 C majorC D MajorD
C majorC G+G C majorC G+G
A minorAm C majorC D MajorD
Verse 2:
G+G G/DG/D G+G
When you live your life on the edge of a knife
E minorEm
A augmentedA pawn in your father's grand plan
C majorC G+G
You drown your spite in hedonistic delight
A7A7 D MajorD
And take the edge off any way you can
Chorus:
G+G
It's the art of pleasing princes
G7G7
He's so dangerous and brooding!
C majorC
All the courtiers fall
D MajorD D7D7
For the sly charm that he's exuding!
C majorC G+G
Seditious lords adore me
C majorC G+G
And do anything I say
A minorAm C majorC
The church and king abhor me
D MajorD
And I wouldn't have it any other way!
Bridge:
N.C.
He's for:
G+G
Composers who hate writing nothing but hymns
G minorGm
Artists who want to paint long, naked limbs
C majorC
Socialites stuck in the muck of bureaucracy
D MajorD D7D7
Scholars whose studies might shake the theocracy
G minorGm
Though he would never get up before noon
And he drinks his liquor from a golden spoon
C minorCm
Though he might be too flighty to be a good king
D MajorD D7D7
He's apt to get distracted by his newest fling
C majorC G+G
Still, despite all his flaws he’s the best chance we’ve got
A augmentedA A7A7 D MajorD
So the art of pleasing princes is our sycophantic lot
Chorus:
G+G
It's the art of pleasing princes
G7G7
When it’s difficult to tell
C majorC
If tomorrow you'll be mince, it's nice
D MajorD
To know you'll go to hell!
C majorC G+G
In a court of schemes and spies
C majorC G+G
Why not toady to the best
A minorAm C majorC
‘cause bad princes make good allies
D MajorD G+G
And love is all that I request!
D MajorD D7D7 G+G
Yes, love is all that (we/I) request!