Key: E ♫ Intro: (Tempo 90bpm) B7 ♫ Verse : E A2 Who’s the world’s most reliable human being? E C#m Who’s the one folks call for help with ev’rything? B Who’s the one man you can count on C#m When your life is at stake? A B It’s good old reliable Jake.
(Drums kick in) ♫ Verse : E A Who can help you when you’ve lost your keys? E C#m Or when you need double bypass surgery? D C#m Who can be your partner in a two-man luge? B A And who can sneak a dead hooker out yer hotel room? E A Who’s ev’ry senior citizen’s fav’rite mime? E C#m And who can run from here to France in record time? B C#m Who was the inspiration for the Shamrock Shake? A B E It’s good old reliable Jake ♫ Verse : (Tempo up to 150bpm) E A Who invented the formula for Krazy glue? E C#m And who nailed all the chicks on the view? D C#m Who was the last man to walk on the moon? A B And who won their fourth Oscar for directing Platoon? E A Who’s the point guard for the L.A. Clippers (Memphis Grizzlies)? E C#m And who coined the phrase “no running with scissors” ("Fo Shizzle my nizzle")? B C#m It was me can’t you see? I ain’t no fake, B A B C# I’m good old reliable Jake ♫ Bridge: F# F#/C# B B/C# Do you believe I can get you down the path? F# F#/C# B B/C# I believe And F# F#/C# B B/D# C# do you believe I can get you to the cab - in? I believe ♫ Verse : F# You need a guide B To get you through them woods F# And I know that trail D#m And I knows it good C# You can trust in me D#m There’s no mistake B C# I’m good old reliable Jake ♫ Outro: (Slower, freely) D#m You can trust in me there’s no mistake B C# F# I’m good old reliable Jake