Family Guy - Down Syndrome Girl chords by Cartoons Music

• Difficulty: Advanced

♫ Intro:

Gm7b5
Cm7



♫ Verse 1:
F    Bb
 You've got to look your best tonight you
C
tubby little parasite, cause
F
There's a lovely lady and she's

Bb
waiting for you. And
Bb
Though her pretty face may seem a
C

Special person's wettest dream
 F
Before you go and see it there are
Bb7
Things you must do.

♫ Chorus 1:

   Eb  Ebm
We'll try a tie and
Bb       Bb7
boutonniere of yellow or a
Eb    Ebm
Rose that shows that
Bb       Bb7
you’re a classy fellow with the
Eb   Ebm
posh panache of
Bb      G
Jefferson at Monticello
Csus4  C  F
Busting out a mile with style
 Bb
I know you just can’t wait to stare at
C
all the luscious orange hair, but
Eb/F             D
Boy before you touch a single curl
  Gm13       C
You must impress that ultra boomin’
Bb6      G7
all consumin’, poorly groomin’
C9   F7  Bb
Down Syndrome girl!

♫ Verse 2:
  Bb
On any normal day you reek as
C
If you’re on a farting streak. Your
F    (Gm)  (Dm)   (Cm)
Fingers up your nose and you are
Bb
dripping with drool. But
Bb
If you want a lady’s love, you’re
C
Better off by smelling of a
F
Gentleman’s cologne instead of
Bb         Bb7
sneakers and stool

♫ Chorus 2:
 Eb    Ebm
A squirt, a spurt of
Bb         Bb7
something just for Ellen. And you’ll
Eb    Ebm
See that she will
Bb     Bb7
find you so compellin’. And she
Eb   Ebm
does because the
Bb       G
only smell that she’ll be smellin’
C        F
Won’t be coming from your bum!
  Bb
You want to take the little whole and
C
spin her on the dancing floor, but
Eb/F            D
Boy before you do a single twirl
Eb        Edim
You must impress that effervescing
Bb6       Gm7
Self possessing, no BS-ing
C7   F7  Bb
Down Syndrome girl

♫ Bridge:
  C
Her eyes are emerald portals to a
    Ebdim  G9
Secret land of love and her
Dm        G7       C
Smile is like the sweetest summer flower

Dbdim Dm
  C
Her kiss is so inviting and her
E
Hugs are so delighting
key change:
     B         B7/A
And what makes them really nice
        E/G#     G#m
Is that they’ve got a little spice
        C#       C#7/B
Because they’re tighter than a vice
      F#    F#7
And may go on for an hour

F Fm C7 x3

♫ Outro:
key change:
  Ab
My boy between the two of us, we’ll
Bb
Get you on that shorty bus, and
Db / Asus4           C
Then you’re gonna take it for a whirl!
  Fm7/Db     Bb9/D
Now go impress that super thrilling
Ab/Eb      Bbm/F
Wish fulfilling
Yoo-Hoo spilling
Fm7/Db     Bb9/D
Ultra swinging, boner brining
Ab/Eb     Bbm/F
Gayly singing, ding-a-linging
Ab6/Db   Bb11/D
Stupefying, fortifying
Ab/Eb     Bbm7/F
As of Monday, shoelace tying
Ab6/Db    Bb11/D
Stimulating, titillating
Ab/Eb   Bbm7/F
Kitty cat impersonating
Ab6/Db    Bb11/D
Mega rocking, pillow talking
Ab/Eb     Bbm7/F
Just a little crooked walking
Ab6/Db     Bb11/D
Coyly pouting, booby sprouting
Ab/Eb      Bbm7/F
For some reason, always shouting
Ab6/Db    Bb11/D
Fascinating, captivating
Ab/Eb     Bbm7/F
Happiness and joy creating
Ab
Down Syndrome girl!