Chords with lyrics
♫ Intro:
Gm7b5Gm7b5
Cm7Cm7
♫ Verse 1:
FF Bb majorBb
You've got to look your best tonight you
C majorC
tubby little parasite, cause
FF
There's a lovely lady and she's
Bb majorBb
waiting for you. And
Bb majorBb
Though her pretty face may seem a
C majorC
Special person's wettest dream
FF
Before you go and see it there are
Bb7Bb7
Things you must do.
♫ Chorus 1:
Eb MajorEb EbmEbm
We'll try a tie and
Bb majorBb Bb7Bb7
boutonniere of yellow or a
Eb MajorEb EbmEbm
Rose that shows that
Bb majorBb Bb7Bb7
you’re a classy fellow with the
Eb MajorEb EbmEbm
posh panache of
Bb majorBb G+G
Jefferson at Monticello
Csus4Csus4 C majorC FF
Busting out a mile with style
Bb majorBb
I know you just can’t wait to stare at
C majorC
all the luscious orange hair, but
Eb/FEb/F D MajorD
Boy before you touch a single curl
Gm13Gm13 C majorC
You must impress that ultra boomin’
Bb6Bb6 G7G7
all consumin’, poorly groomin’
C9C9 F7F7 Bb majorBb
Down Syndrome girl!
♫ Verse 2:
Bb majorBb
On any normal day you reek as
C majorC
If you’re on a farting streak. Your
FF (G minorGm) (DmDm) (C minorCm)
Fingers up your nose and you are
Bb majorBb
dripping with drool. But
Bb majorBb
If you want a lady’s love, you’re
C majorC
Better off by smelling of a
FF
Gentleman’s cologne instead of
Bb majorBb Bb7Bb7
sneakers and stool
♫ Chorus 2:
Eb MajorEb EbmEbm
A augmentedA squirt, a spurt of
Bb majorBb Bb7Bb7
something just for Ellen. And you’ll
Eb MajorEb EbmEbm
See that she will
Bb majorBb Bb7Bb7
find you so compellin’. And she
Eb MajorEb EbmEbm
does because the
Bb majorBb G+G
only smell that she’ll be smellin’
C majorC FF
Won’t be coming from your bum!
Bb majorBb
You want to take the little whole and
C majorC
spin her on the dancing floor, but
Eb/FEb/F D MajorD
Boy before you do a single twirl
Eb MajorEb EdimEdim
You must impress that effervescing
Bb6Bb6 Gm7Gm7
Self possessing, no BS-ing
C7C7 F7F7 Bb majorBb
Down Syndrome girl
♫ Bridge:
C majorC
Her eyes are emerald portals to a
EbdimEbdim G9G9
Secret land of love and her
DmDm G7G7 C majorC
Smile is like the sweetest summer flower
DbdimDbdim DmDm
C majorC
Her kiss is so inviting and her
E MajorE
Hugs are so delighting
key change:
BB B7/A
And what makes them really nice
E/G# G# minorG#m
Is that they’ve got a little spice
C#C# C#7/B
Because they’re tighter than a vice
F#F# F#7F#7
And may go on for an hour
FF F minorFm C7C7 x3
♫ Outro:
key change:
AbAb
My boy between the two of us, we’ll
Bb majorBb
Get you on that shorty bus, and
DbDb / Asus4Asus4 C majorC
Then you’re gonna take it for a whirl!
Fm7/Db Bb9/D
Now go impress that super thrilling
Ab/Eb Bbm/F
Wish fulfilling
Yoo-Hoo spilling
Fm7/Db Bb9/D
Ultra swinging, boner brining
Ab/Eb Bbm/F
Gayly singing, ding-a-linging
Ab6/Db Bb11/D
Stupefying, fortifying
Ab/Eb Bbm7/F
As of Monday, shoelace tying
Ab6/Db Bb11/D
Stimulating, titillating
Ab/Eb Bbm7/F
Kitty cat impersonating
Ab6/Db Bb11/D
Mega rocking, pillow talking
Ab/Eb Bbm7/F
Just a little crooked walking
Ab6/Db Bb11/D
Coyly pouting, booby sprouting
Ab/Eb Bbm7/F
For some reason, always shouting
Ab6/Db Bb11/D
Fascinating, captivating
Ab/Eb Bbm7/F
Happiness and joy creating
AbAb
Down Syndrome girl!