Animaniacs - Monkey Song chords by Cartoons Music

I
      A        E
One Monday morning I got up late
          B7         E
And there was these monkeys outside me gate
         A            E
Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck
        B7         E
The monkeys got free and they ran amok

CHORUS:

           E           B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
           E           B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

II:
       A        E
My office was run by ze studio nurse
      B7            E
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
        A       E
Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance
     B7         E
They put buggies in my underpants

CHORUS:

           E           B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
    E            B
Monkeys dance day and night and stew
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

III:
     A       E
I ran outside to get a stick
        B7             E
But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick
       A            E
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
           B7        E
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace

CHORUS:

            E           B
- I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
     B7           E
- For a nickel, I'll give you a clue
      E          B
- I didn't know your eyes were blue
           B7           E
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

IV:

       A           E
I went to me bath for a shower and shave
         B7       E
The monkeys gonna put me into my grave
      A          E
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
          B7          E
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste

CHORUS:

           E           B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
       E         B
They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

V:

      A         E
Well by zis time I was feeling dread
        B7           E
Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head
        A           E
I asked them to leave but they stayed around
        B7          E
Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down

CHORUS:

           E           B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
    E          B
Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

VI:

    A                  E
Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure
      B7           E
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door
         A          E
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
        B7          E
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew

FINAL CHORUS:

           E           B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
        E    B
Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
       E          B
Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you
          B7           E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
     E          B
We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo
          B7           E
Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do