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One Monday morning I got up late
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And there was these monkeys outside me gate
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Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck
B7B7 E MajorE
The monkeys got free and they ran amok
CHORUS:
E MajorE 
BB
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E MajorE BB
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
II:
A augmentedA E MajorE
My office was run by ze studio nurse
B7B7 E MajorE
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
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Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance
B7B7 E MajorE
They put buggies in my underpants
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I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E MajorE BB
Monkeys dance day and night and stew
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
III:
A augmentedA E MajorE
I ran outside to get a stick
B7B7 E MajorE
But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick
A augmentedA E MajorE
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
B7B7 E MajorE
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace
CHORUS:
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- I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7B7 E MajorE
- For a nickel, I'll give you a clue
E MajorE BB
- I didn't know your eyes were blue
B7B7 E MajorE
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
IV:
A augmentedA E MajorE
I went to me bath for a shower and shave
B7B7 E MajorE
The monkeys gonna put me into my grave
A augmentedA E MajorE
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
B7B7 E MajorE
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste
CHORUS:
E MajorE BB
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E MajorE BB
They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
V:
A augmentedA E MajorE
Well by zis time I was feeling dread
B7B7 E MajorE
Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head
A augmentedA E MajorE
I asked them to leave but they stayed around
B7B7 E MajorE
Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down
CHORUS:
E MajorE BB
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E MajorE BB
Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
VI:
A augmentedA E MajorE
Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure
B7B7 E MajorE
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door
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And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
B7B7 E MajorE
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew
FINAL CHORUS:
E MajorE BB
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E MajorE BB
Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E MajorE BB
Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you
B7B7 E MajorE
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E MajorE BB
We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo
B7B7 E MajorE
Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do
