Alfreds Playhouse Theme chords by Cartoons Music

[VERSE 1]

      C
Get out of bed
C
But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)
     F
If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again
F
You will not care
         C
'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally
C
Where only silliness is making forced entry
    F           G
For the purpose of self-preservation
         C
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!

[VERSE 2]

    C
It's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted
    F
Where a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)
    C
Your perception is changed like magic
C
So you can flee when the real world causes havoc
   F       G
It's wacky denial!!
G        C
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!

[BRIDGE]

F
Stalin's signing death lists
  G
The Eggburt's taking meth hits and
C
Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere
  F
The Wisdom Jar's on acid
  G                     C
The frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas
F
Beria's got his truncheon
     G
ELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!!
  C
Dishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails
   F
Burnt Child and Torso who are with
G
Chewy try and force you to
C
Rent us The Sound of Music
C
No, I don't want to
F
Rent us The Sound of Music
G
No, I don't want to

[VERSE 3]

  C
The friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you
      F
They won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you
     C
You don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair
C
Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there
   F
So forget about the humiliation and shame
F
Your innocence is not being snatched from you
G
Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats
      C