Chords with lyrics
[VERSE 1]
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Get out of bed
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But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)
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If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again
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You will not care
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'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally
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Where only silliness is making forced entry
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For the purpose of self-preservation
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Here at Alfred's Playhouse!
[VERSE 2]
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It's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted
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Where a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)
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Your perception is changed like magic
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So you can flee when the real world causes havoc
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It's wacky denial!!
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Here at Alfred's Playhouse!
[BRIDGE]
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Stalin's signing death lists
G+G
The Eggburt's taking meth hits and
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Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere
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The Wisdom Jar's on acid
G+G C majorC
The frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas
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Beria's got his truncheon
G+G
ELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!!
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Dishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails
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Burnt Child and Torso who are with
G+G
Chewy try and force you to
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Rent us The Sound of Music
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No, I don't want to
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Rent us The Sound of Music
G+G
No, I don't want to
[VERSE 3]
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The friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you
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They won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you
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You don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair
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Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there
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So forget about the humiliation and shame
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Your innocence is not being snatched from you
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Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats
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