Guitar chords with lyrics
[VERSE 1] C majorC Get out of bed C majorC But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning) FF If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again FF You will not care C majorC 'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally C majorC Where only silliness is making forced entry FF G+G For the purpose of self-preservation C majorC Here at Alfred's Playhouse! [VERSE 2] C majorC It's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted FF Where a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor) C majorC Your perception is changed like magic C majorC So you can flee when the real world causes havoc FF G+G It's wacky denial!! G+G C majorC Here at Alfred's Playhouse!
[BRIDGE] FF Stalin's signing death lists G+G The Eggburt's taking meth hits and C majorC Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere FF The Wisdom Jar's on acid G+G C majorC The frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas FF Beria's got his truncheon G+G ELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!! C majorC Dishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails FF Burnt Child and Torso who are with G+G Chewy try and force you to C majorC Rent us The Sound of Music C majorC No, I don't want to FF Rent us The Sound of Music G+G No, I don't want to [VERSE 3] C majorC The friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you FF They won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you C majorC You don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair C majorC Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there FF So forget about the humiliation and shame FF Your innocence is not being snatched from you G+G Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats C majorC