Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
Srumming Pattern is DUDUDU
(Spoken) Vanessa: Dad?
(Spoken) Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa!
(Spoken) Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?
B A
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
D A
But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands
D
Now I got records on my fingers
C
Kids: Whaaaat?
D
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers
E
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
C
Kids: Don't stop
F
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
C
Kids: WHAAAAT?
F#
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me
C
Now let me sum it up
G
It was a strange set of circumstances
C
Kids: Strange set of circumstances?
E
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
A
And I just can't stop
C
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
C
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able
G A
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down. Like, corporations are a platypus
C
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us
D
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
C
Kids: We all got a platypus controlling us
A
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able
C
Kids: We all got a platypus controlling us
C
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically
D A
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
C A
Oh wait, no, he's gone!
B A
Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me...
A B
There's no platypus controlling me!
