God chords by Tim Minchin
Guitar chords with lyrics
- Difficulty: Intermediate 💪
Key: F
Verse 1:
C Bb F
I never had sex inside a church
n.c.
And never had to pray on Sundays
C Bb F
Never gave minties to the poor
n.c.
And when I'm six foot under some day
C F
I’ll be feeling rotten
Bb
Worms eat from the outside in
C F
Should I take the wager?
Gm F/A Bb
Maybe faking it will get me in
Gm C/D
But faking it has always been a sin
Chorus:
F Bb
And if you're gonna be a cynic, bear and grin it
F Fsus2
Cos you'll never have the drugs these cats are taking
F Bb
If you wanna learn more from the strangers at the door
F Fsus2
Then I hope they are scones you're baking
F Bb
If you're only the beginnings of a sinner, tell me
F Fsus2
Who is gonna teach you to keep your eyes dilated
F Bb
If you're trying to go to hell, girl, you're doing pretty well
F Fsus2
If you count all the times you masturbated
Verse 2:
C Bb F
I know it's a breeze to just believe
n.c.
And dress him up the way you like him
C Bb F
Personally I think he plays the drums
n.c.
And goes about in purple lycra
C F
With burgundy leg-warmers
Bb
Fashion never worried him
C F
There's another option
Gm F/A Bb
Maybe disco threads will get you in
Gm C/D
But disco threads have always been a sin
Chorus:
F Bb
And if you're gonna be a cynic, bear and grin it
F Fsus2
Cos you'll never have the drugs these cats are taking
F Bb
If you wanna learn more from the strangers at the door
F Fsus2
Then I hope they are scones you're baking
F Bb
If you're only the beginnings of a sinner, tell me
F Fsus2
Who is gonna teach you to keep your eyes dilated
F Bb
If you're trying to go to hell, girl, you're doing pretty well
F Fsus2
If you count all the times you masturbated
Bridge:
Gm F
Far be it from me to ask you
Dm
Questions you can’t answer
Gm F
But tell me why you have to be
Dm
An arsehole all the time
Gm F
And far be it from me to throw
Dm
A spanner at my maker
C Gm Dm
I’ll just sit back and drink your bloody wine
Gm Bb/C
And leave you to things existential
Chorus:
F Bb
And if you're gonna be a cynic, bear and grin it
F Fsus2
Cos you'll never have the drugs these cats are taking
F Bb
If you wanna learn more from the strangers at the door
F Fsus2
Then I hope they are scones you're baking
F Bb
If you're only the beginnings of a sinner, tell me
F Fsus2
Who is gonna teach you to keep your eyes dilated
F Bb
If you're trying to go to hell, girl, you're doing pretty well
F Fsus2
If you count all the times you masturbated
Verse 3:
C Bb F
I never had sex inside a church
n.c.
But I love the thought of nuns in g-strings
C Bb F
And I never touched my neighbour's wife
n.c.
But I spilled my share of sacred seedlings
C F
I would be a psycho
Bb
If I tried to keep my seedlings in
C F
I've not got a hope in hell
Gm F/A Bb
If wasting sperm stops you getting in
Gm C/D
But who the hell made wasting sperm a sin?
Chorus:
F Bb
And if you're gonna be a cynic, bear and grin it
F Fsus2
Cos you'll never have the drugs these cats are taking
F Bb
If you wanna learn more from the strangers at the door
F Fsus2
Then I hope they are scones you're baking
F Bb
If you're only the beginnings of a sinner, tell me
F Fsus2
Who is gonna teach you to keep your eyes dilated
F Bb
If you're trying to go to hell, girl, you're doing pretty well
F Fsus2
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