The Father Song chords by Mikey Mcdonald

Verse 1:
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Father, father, won't you tell me, what's the meaning of death?
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I'm only asking because you threatened, to kill the tee-ball reff
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Father, father, put your dukes up, teach me how to fight
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And is it true that we only descend from monkeys on my mother's side?
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And father, father, father, teach me how to tie a fishing line
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And how come you and Santa Claus are never in the same room at the dsame damn time?


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Oh I watch you like a shooting star, no matter what you do
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Oh when I grow up, I wanna be like you

Verse 2:
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Father, father, won't you get the fuck out of my room
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I swear to God it wasn't me that Googled the word boobs
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And father, father, stop asking all my friends if they think I'm gay
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I look exactly like you, it's not easy to get laid


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Oh, you watch me like a shooting star, no matter what I do
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Oh when I grow up, I don't wanna be like you

Verse 3:
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Father, father, I'm so sorry for all the college exams I've failed
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But it's 2AM and I'm hammered, I need you to get me out of jail
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And father, father, I'm gonna be a father, I'm gonna have a son named Billy
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I didn't follow the golden rule, I didn't wrap my willy


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I'm gonna watch him like a shooting star, no matter what he do
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Cause when he grows up he's gonna be like me and you