Waste Em With My Crossbow chords by Mikey Mason

Verse 1:
A    E   D     A                             E
Same old song, night after night and there's nothing near it.
A    E  D         A                      E
Wait so long, the music the dice make, I love to hear it.

F#m                         D
Whether it's a dwarf with a sucking chest wound,
     A                        E
Or Return to the Temple of Horrendous Doom,
     F#m                             D                    E
Or a swack iron dragon, we just bust in the room and...
               A
Hoody Frickin' Hoo!

Chorus:
A                  D
Fireballs coming online, B.A.
A                        E
Sara just sighs cause we won't parley,
          A                  D               E
I grab my trusty Hackmaster +12 and hear Bob say...
                                 A E D
"I waste 'em with my crossbow!"

Verse 2:
A    E     D       A                             E
Time moves slow. I drag through the work week to get to tonight and
A    E  D      A                         E
Here we go. My sheet's on the table, I'm ready to fight and,

F#m                            D
Whether we're running from the Doomsday Pack,
      A                       E
Or in Muncie's steam tunnels, braving the black,
    F#m                   D                         E
Or another Bag War 'cause Barringer's back, it's...
               A
Hoody Frickin' Hoo!

Chorus:
A                  D
Fireballs coming online, B.A.
A                        E
Sara just sighs cause we won't parley,
          A                  D               E
I grab my trusty Hackmaster +12 and hear Bob say...
                                 A E D
"I waste 'em with my crossbow!"

Chorus:
A                  D
Fireballs coming online, B.A.
A                        E
Sara just sighs cause we won't parley,
          A                  D               E
I grab my trusty Hackmaster +12 and hear Bob say...
                                 A E D