Intro
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Mind your manners boys, button yer breeks
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Wipe the beer from yer chin
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There's a smack in the mouth for the first one to swear
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When the shining light walks in
[Verse 2]
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Talk about nice things, keep it all movin
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Football is a wonderful thing, THAT'S RIGHT
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Don't wipe yer nose with the back of yer hand
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You use your sleeve like a civilized man
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If I'm taken by surprise
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Feel my head, check my eyes
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They may be open but they could be closed
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It's anybody's guess, nobody knows
[Verse 3]
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If she's kind enough to speak to you
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You look her straight in the eye
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You tell her you're a nobody who's life means nothing
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And having seen her you would happily die
[Verse 4]
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She may be looking for a conversation
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She may be looking for space
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You keep that smile going all the while
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Take that stupid look off your face
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Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn
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Handsome is like handsome done
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Don't fly too close to the sun
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When you're in the presence of Angela Gunn
[Verse 5]
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None of that stuff about the iroquios and snowshoe
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She wouldn't be impressed with the flame
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I like to hear about the jokes above the waistline
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If it's all the same
[Verse 6]
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Tell boaby to pretend to be awake
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Try to keep his face off the floor
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To see a grown man studying linoleum
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Is less than fascinating
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Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn
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Handsome is like handsome done
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Don't fly too close to the sun
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When you're in the presence of Angela Gunn
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Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn
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Handsome is like handsome done
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Woe betide the culprit of a bad deed done
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