The Quadratic Formula Song chords by Michael Kelly

Verse 1:
G                                    C            Em
I saw a man on the street, with a parabola in his hand
   G                        C            D
He said "sir please help me I don't understand and
G                               C               Em
I've been having troubles these problems are my fears"
   C             G             D              G
So I took out my notebook and wiped away his tears


         G         C
With the quadratic formula
G               D
Quadratic formula
G         C
Quadratic formula
G               D
Quadratic formula
         D                  C
And it's negative b plus or minus
                   D                 C
the square root of b squared minus 4ac
      G       C       D         G   C G
Over 2a over 2a over 2a hee-hee-hee

 Verse 2: G                               C                   Em
Although I couldn't factor it I attacked the equation fast
      G                         C                D
Did I plug in the coefficients, yep you bet your ask me
G                           C                 Em
If I could explain it, this problems down the drain
C              G               D             G
That's exactly when he stuck a knife into my brain
    Em                           Am
I exclaimed why did you do this, do you even care
Em                                             D
Didn't I just help you, didn't I complete your square

N.C.
No, actually I used the...


G         C
Quadratic formula
G               D
Quadratic formula
G         C
Quadratic formula
G               D
Quadratic formula
         D                  C
And it's negative b plus or minus
                   D                 C
the square root of b squared minus 4ac
      G       C       D         G   C G
Over 2a over 2a over 2a hee-hee-hee
Verse 3:
G                         C                   Em
Now my life is over, I've seen all that I can see
G                                      C               D
Quadratics, cubics, quintics, quartics got the best of me
G                                 C               Em
But as I lay here dying a strange peace sets over me
        C            G                    D                G
Knowing that upon my tombstone carved for all the world to see

N.C
Will be the...


G         C
Quadratic formula
G               D
Quadratic formula
G         C
Quadratic formula
G               D
Quadratic formula
         D                  C
And it's negative b plus or minus
                   D                 C
the square root of b squared minus 4ac
      G       C       D         G   C G
Over 2a over 2a over 2a hee-hee-hee

N.C
One more time!


G         C
Quadratic formula
G               D
Quadratic formula
G         C
Quadratic formula
G               D
Quadratic formula
         D                  C
And it's negative b plus or minus
                   D                 C
the square root of b squared minus 4ac
      G       C       D       G   C G
Over 2a over 2a over 2a over 2a