Mother Of Pearl chords by Nellie Mckay

Nellie Mckay - Mother of Pearl

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D7
Feminists don't have a sense of humour.
F
Feminists just want to be alone. (boo hoo hoo)
Em
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
            F
They have a tumour on their funny bone. They say...

F
Child molestation isn't funny. (Ahahaha!)
F
Rape and degradation's just a crime. (Lighten up, ladies.)
F7
Rampant prostitution, sex for money, (What's wrong with that?)
C
Can't these chicks do anything but whine?!


F
  Dance break! :D

G
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Em
G

F
They say...

F
Cheap objectification isn't witty, IT'S HOT,
F
equal work and wages worth the fight.(Sing us a new one!)
F
On demand abortion, every city. (Okay, but NO GUN CONTROL.)
C
Won't these women ever get a life?


D7
Feminists don't have a sense of humour. (Poor Hillary...)
F
Feminists and vegetarians. (Make mine a big mac!)
Em
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
                 E7
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
                  G
That's why these feminists just need to find a man.