Stay Strapped chords by MC Virgins

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)


Intro:
   Em9             D               Em9         D     B B7
e|-2-------0-2---|-2-----2---2---|-2-----2---|-2-------2-|-
B|-0-0-2-3---0-0-|-3---3---3-3-3-|-0-3-0-0-3-|-3-3-0-4-0-|-
G|-0---------0-0-|-2-2-------2-2-|-0-0-0-0-0-|-2-----4-2-|-
D|-2---------2-2-|-0---------0-0-|-2-2-2-2-2-|-0-----4-1-|-
A|-2---------2-2-|---------------|-2-2-2-2-2-|-0-----2-2-|-
E|-0---------0-0-|---------------|-0-0-0-0-0-|-----------|-
B7         Em9
Okay like bad, little shawty
Em9                      Em7
Tryna call me on my flip phone
Em9             D
Told me to come over
D                           Em9
So I think I'm 'boutta hit, bro
Em9
Went up to her room
Em9
She was takin' off my pants
D

But then she started screamin'
D     B
Like "Where the fuck your dick go?"

Chorus:
Em9
Woah there, fuck that
Em9
I forgot to stay strapped
Em7
She said, "Where'd your peepee go?"
D
I guess that I misplaced that
Em
This shit, don't make, any sense at all
D
I was feelin' so confused
D       B
Until I suddenly got a call

Bridge:
(Spoken)
Em
(Ay, ay, ay, hello?)
Em
Sorry, bro I had to borrow it (What?)
Em
'Cause my girl, with my dick, she swallowed it (Huh?)
Em9                      Em7
It's kinda hard to piss, with a larger dick (Yuh)
D
But that bulge in my pants, it's hard to miss (Ay, ay, ay)
Em
But one night I took it off and I swear to god I can't find it (What?)
D
When I put it down at my side bitch's
B
I didn't think she would mind it, ay (Huh?)
Em
Fuck, where did it go?
Em
Can't believe I left this dick with a ho (brrr, brrr)
Em
Never really meant to let down my bro
Em                    D
And I bet his dick is chilling inside her throat, ay
Em
Now I'm a mess (What?)
Em
I just wanted sex (Huh?)
Em                              D
I had to pull up to the bitch's address (Ay, yuh)
D             B
Respond to my text

Verse:
(Spoken)
Em
(Fuck!)
Em
Man I can’t believe I gotta do this shit
Em
This is the last time I let him use my dick
Em                               D
Now I’m fuckin’ mad, I was tryna smash
D
I don’t wanna talk to the stupid bitch
Em
But we pulled up to the girl’s crib
Em
And I can’t believe my own eyes
Em       D
It’s the same one I was tryna smash,
B
but she had my dick the whole time
Em
Bro what the fuck? Is this shit a joke
Em7
You stealin’ my dick, now you takin’ my hoes
Em
I’m sorry that you ain’t been hittin’ it right
Em       D
It’s the reason that she’s just been blowin' my phone
Em
Bitch are you stupid, that ain’t even true
Em
And my dick is not something that you can just take
Em        D
Sorry my homie you don’t even know me
D            B                          Em
And honestly right now, you sound hella gay

Bridge:
Em9
Now we fightin’ and we arguin’
Em9
Like gimme that shit back
Em9
But then suddenly outta nowhere,
Em9       D
I heard this girl start to laugh
D         Em9
She said "I ain’t even got it,
Em9
that shit was way to small
D
So I flushed it down the toilet,
D       B7
because I was so appalled"

Chorus:
Em
Like woah there, fuck that
Em
I forgot to stay strapped
Em9
She said "Where your peepee go?"
D
I guess that I misplaced that
Em
This shit, don’t make, any sense at all
D
'Cause I just don’t feel the same,
B
without a dick between my balls

Outro:
Em
Please give me my dick back (Please give me my dick back)
D
I forgot to stay strapped
Em
I forgot to stay strapped baby,
Em              D
my homie really lost my dick (My dick)