Key: Ab Intro: G E7 Am D Verse 1: G The first time that you met my mom E7 You showed up to dinner drunk Am And picked a fight with my brother too C You asked another girl on a date D Screenshots don't lie, but you do babe G Em E7 That was two days after I moved in with you Am G C But there ain't no world where I'd do that again Am G/B D It ain't no surprise you can't comprehend
Chorus: C G D I know it's been awhile since you picked up a book C G D You were half a mile high in every English class you took C D No, you've never been that bright, but calling me tonight G D/F# Em E7 After everything you did, well, that's just stupid C I know it's hard for you to do D G But honey, try your best to read the room Verse 2: G Use your common sense to know E7 Girls don't like when you come home Am Smellin' like cigarettes and beer C You shoulda known six months before D When I threw your shit out the door G D Em There was never any second chances here C D And dammit I thought I was bein' clear Chorus: C G D I know it's been awhile since you picked up a book C G D You were half a mile high in every English class you took C D No, you've never been that bright, but calling me tonight G D/F# Em E7 After everything you did, well, that's just stupid C I know it's hard for you to do D G But honey, try your best to read the room [Interlude] G E7 Am D G E7 Am D [Out-Chorus] C G D I know it's been awhile since you picked up a book C G D You were half a mile high in every English class you took C D No, you've never been that bright, but calling me tonight G D/F# Em E7 After everything you did, well, that's just stupid Am G/B I know it's hard for you to do C And thinkin's not your strongest suit Am G Bless your heart and your IQ C D G Honey, try your best to read the room
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