The Peach And The Melon chords by Matt Berry

Verse
    Em                 G
The peach said to her sister
         D                Dm
Oi there melon, this is heaven
 Em           G               D
All I have to do is sit here shapely
          Dm
And they love me

    Em                      G
The books you read from the church you're at
        D                 Dm
Aren't gospel, more like bullshit
   Em             G
Preoccupied with looking up
          D                  Dm
When it's so clear, it's all down here

 Em           G                 D         Dm
Mrs Wagner's pies were full of locals, bifocals
    Em               G
The fox came in and woke me up
       D             Dm
Damn creature ate my pizza

    C
But here's a man
                                G
Who'll shave his wife's head clean
                        D
No more of the man I'll see
                       A
No more than I'll ever be

C
Just a man
                             G
A misshaped piece from our world
                     D
With everything to learn
                          A
So still on a world that turns

     Em                   G                D
It's time act 'cause the Manson girls are talking
       Dm
About walking
 Em               G                   D
All they want is ice cream shoes and jelly
         Dm
And the tele

    C
But here's a man
                               G
Who'll shave his wife's head clean
                        D
No more of the man I'd see
                       A
No more than I'll ever be

     C
I'm just a man
                            G
A misshaped piece from our world
                    D
With everything to learn
                          A
So still on a world that turns