Do Not Touch My Dog chords by Marijke Perry

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

* = single strum

🎶 Verse 1:
B*
I'm not one to strategize
G#m*                       E*
I am one to try to win the game
          B*              C#*          F#*
by picking fights until I beat them by brute force
B*
I will die a hundred times
G#m                         E*
I will fall in every single pit until
B*                C#*     F#*
I try this simple key on every door.
G#m*                 D#*     A*               D#*
Don't know where I'm going although I've been looking
G#m*          D#*            C#*         F#*
Don't think I trust what the old chef is cooking
B*
I just want a simple life
G#m*                     E*           B*
I just want to pet every fluffy bug I see
         C#*      F#*
But everyone is hiding horns

🎶 Chorus:
G#m
But in my questing
E
I have been festering
C#m   C#        F#
I am afraid. my heart is beating fast 'cause
B                        E
I can die to spikes; I'm fine to die to ants
C#m                         F#
I could take a hike and get offed by killer plants
B                        E           B
I would lose my rosaries face down in a bog
    C#m             G#m         F#              B     C#m* G#m F#* B
But I will kill you dead if you try to touch my dog

🎶 Verse 2:
B*
I don't care what breed she is
G#m                      E*
I will pet her chitinous fur
        B*                  C#m*         F#*
as we adventure through the bellways and the bone
B*
And if it were feasible
G#m
I would spoil her rotten
         E*                  B*              C#m*          F#*
Give her treats and sing her songs until she moved into my bellhome
G#m*             D#*         A*            D#*
But she gives me fear that I can't seem to quell-see
G#m*              D#*        C#*       F#*
What if something happens to my little bell beast?
B*
I could see it easily
G#m*                       E*           B*
She could be a victim of a random ant attack
           C#m*     F#*
or someone in a silken throw

🎶 Chorus:
G#m
So in my questing
E
I have been festering
C#m   C#        F#
I am afraid. my heart's been beating fast 'cause
B*                       E
I can die to spikes; I'm fine to die to ants
C#m                         F#
I could take a hike and get offed by killer plants
B                        E           B
I would lose my rosaries face down in a bog
    C#m             G#m         F#              B     C#m* G#m* F# B
But I will kill you dead if you try to touch my dog

🎶 Bridge:
         G#m* D#m* B*             F#*
But if I try  to   make it up the citadel
            G#m* D#m* B*           F#*
What if she dies to   something inevitable?
E                                      B*       C#m*
 I've played this game before– There's always a cost,
    G#m*           A*                C#m7            B* B7*
But I would sooner save my girl than beat the final booooss!

🎶 Outro:
E*                        A
I will die to spikes, and I will die to ants
F#m                        B
I will take a hike and get offed by killer plants
E                       A*            E*
I will lose my rosaries face down in a bog
    F#m*            C#m*        B*              E*   F#m* C#m* B* E*
But I will kill you dead if you try to touch my dog