Intro: D7 Verse 1: D D/F# He'll be your taxloss lover from Liverpool D D/F# Taxloss lover if the truth be told D D/F# Taxloss lover still lives in the war D D/F# Taxloss lover touching 74 Bridge:
C Aaah G Come back to me, we want your money D Taxloss C Aaah G Come back to me, we want your money D Taxloss Pre-chorus: Bb We think you are stupid C D We give you our money cos our assets are fluid yeah Bb We'll sell you down the river C D Just remember that we said we'd deliver you Chorus: Bb C Sign on the line and we'll give you the money Bb C And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny Bb C And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatisfactory G You're a taxloss Bb Come back to me, we want your money D Taxloss Verse 2: D D/F# He's your taxloss lover and his nickname is Bert D D/F# Taxloss lover and he's always a flirt D D/F# Taxloss lover's into kinky sex D D/F# Taxloss lover wears a cracking dress Bridge: C Aaah G Come back to me, we want your money D Taxloss C Aaah G Come back to me, we want your money D Taxloss Pre-chorus: Bb We think you are stupid C D We give you our money cos our assets are fluid yeah Bb We'll sell you down the river C D Just remember that we said we'd deliver you Chorus: Bb C Sign on the line and we'll give you the money Bb C And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny Bb C And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatisfactory G You're a taxloss Bb Come back to me, we want your money D Taxloss Interlude: D Pre-chorus: Bb We think you are stupid C D We give you our money cos our assets are fluid yeah Bb We'll sell you down the river C D Just remember that we said we'd deliver you Chorus: Bb C Sign on the line and we'll give you the money Bb C And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny Bb C And you'll quibble that our drivel seems unsatisfactory G You're a taxloss Bb Come back to me, we want your money D Taxloss Interlude: D Outro: D Ohooh oho D Ohooh oho D Ohooh oho D Ohooh oho D Ohooh oho D Ohooh oho D Ohooh oho D Ohooh oho D Taxloss, mud rock, junk pop, chart hop D Mop top, swap shop, who'd you'd nick your cliche off D Ohooh oho D Ohooh oho D Ohooh oho D Ohooh oho