A Song Made Entirely Out Of Puns chords by Malinda Kathleen Reese

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
G Em C D


Verse 1:
   G
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger
    Em     D G
Then it hit me...
I used to hate facial hair
    Em   D
But it grew on me
   G
I was planning on making a joke about
  Em
sodium, but then I thought
  C
Na, nobody will understand it
D

That one made me salty
 E                Am
I put my grandma on speed dial. I called it Insta-gram
   E               Am
That musician has a problem. He's a trebled man
 D        C      D
A fish swam into a wall and said DAM!


Chorus:
    G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
  C           D
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
Em
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D
puns!
  Em.   E      Am       B
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D               E C
OK I'll stop now but before I go
       D        G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?
*sigh*


Interlude:
G Em D



Verse 2:
G         Em
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
     D      G
(You can never trust an atom)
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
  E           D
You don't know what you're missing
  G         Em
Oh boiling water, you will be mist
     C            D
I stole a wig, because I didn't want toupee for it (That was a good one)
     E         Am
Named my iPod Titanic, it's syncing now
      E            Am
Stop making quiet little noises it's not a-loud
     D
I want to say a chemistry joke, but I would
C
get no reaction from you
   D
I'll get you some bread. You butter believe it
It's the yeast I could do

Chorus:
    G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
  C           D
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
Em
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D
puns!
  Em.   E      Am       B
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D               E C
OK I'll stop now but before I go
       D        G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?


Bridge:
E           Am
Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous
E        Am
I, for one, like Roman numerals
  E            F#m
The earth's rotation really makes my day
  E             F#m
The Italian chef who died? He pasta way
   D         E
An illegally parked frog is toad
  D           E
My bakery burned down. My business is toast
  Am
The cookie was sad because his dad had been
    E
a wafer too long
 Am        Am7        D
I lost my luggage. I'll just have to carry on


Chorus:
    G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
  C           D
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
Em
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D
puns!
  Em.   E      Am       B
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D               E C
OK I'll stop now but before I go
       D        G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?