A Song Made Entirely Out Of Puns chords by Malinda Kathleen Reese

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Intro:
G+G E minorEm C majorC D MajorD


Verse 1:
   G+G
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger
    E minorEm     D MajorD G+G
Then it hit me...
I used to hate facial hair
    E minorEm   D MajorD
But it grew on me
   G+G
I was planning on making a joke about
  E minorEm
sodium, but then I thought
  C majorC
Na, nobody will understand it
D MajorD
That one made me salty
 E MajorE                A minorAm
I put my grandma on speed dial. I called it Insta-gram
   E MajorE               A minorAm
That musician has a problem. He's a trebled man
 D MajorD        C majorC      D MajorD
A augmentedA fish swam into a wall and said DAM!

Chorus:
    G+G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
  C majorC           D MajorD
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
E minorEm
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D MajorD
puns!
  Em.   E MajorE      A minorAm       BB
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D MajorD               E MajorE C majorC
OK I'll stop now but before I go
       D MajorD        G+G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?
*sigh*


Interlude:
G+G E minorEm D MajorD

Verse 2:
G+G         E minorEm
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
     D MajorD      G+G
(You can never trust an atom)
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
  E MajorE           D MajorD
You don't know what you're missing
  G+G         E minorEm
Oh boiling water, you will be mist
     C majorC            D MajorD
I stole a wig, because I didn't want toupee for it (That was a good one)
     E MajorE         A minorAm
Named my iPod Titanic, it's syncing now
      E MajorE            A minorAm
Stop making quiet little noises it's not a-loud
     D MajorD
I want to say a chemistry joke, but I would
C majorC
get no reaction from you
   D MajorD
I'll get you some bread. You butter believe it
It's the yeast I could do

Chorus:
    G+G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
  C majorC           D MajorD
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
E minorEm
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D MajorD
puns!
  Em.   E MajorE      A minorAm       BB
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D MajorD               E MajorE C majorC
OK I'll stop now but before I go
       D MajorD        G+G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?


Bridge:
E MajorE           A minorAm
Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous
E MajorE        A minorAm
I, for one, like Roman numerals
  E MajorE            F# minorF#m
The earth's rotation really makes my day
  E MajorE             F# minorF#m
The Italian chef who died? He pasta way
   D MajorD         E MajorE
An illegally parked frog is toad
  D MajorD           E MajorE
My bakery burned down. My business is toast
  A minorAm
The cookie was sad because his dad had been
    E MajorE
a wafer too long
 A minorAm        Am7Am7        D MajorD
I lost my luggage. I'll just have to carry on


Chorus:
    G+G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
  C majorC           D MajorD
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
E minorEm
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D MajorD
puns!
  Em.   E MajorE      A minorAm       BB
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D MajorD               E MajorE C majorC
OK I'll stop now but before I go
       D MajorD        G+G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?