A Song Made Entirely Out Of Puns chords by Malinda Kathleen Reese

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
G Em C D


Verse 1:
      G
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger
        Em          D G
Then it hit me...
I used to hate facial hair
       Em      D
But it grew on me
      G
I was planning on making a joke about
   Em
sodium, but then I thought
    C
Na, nobody will understand it
D

That one made me salty
  E                               Am
I put my grandma on speed dial. I called it Insta-gram
     E                              Am
That musician has a problem. He's a trebled man
  D                C            D
A fish swam into a wall and said DAM!


Chorus:
       G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
    C                      D
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
Em
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D
puns!
    Em.      E           Am             B
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D                              E  C
OK I'll stop now but before I go
              D               G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?
*sigh*


Interlude:
G Em D



Verse 2:
G                  Em
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
          D            G
(You can never trust an atom)
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
    E                      D
You don't know what you're missing
   G                  Em
Oh boiling water, you will be mist
          C                       D
I stole a wig, because I didn't want toupee for it (That was a good one)
         E                  Am
Named my iPod Titanic, it's syncing now
            E                        Am
Stop making quiet little noises it's not a-loud
          D
I want to say a chemistry joke, but I would
C
get no reaction from you
     D
I'll get you some bread. You butter believe it
It's the yeast I could do

Chorus:
       G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
    C                      D
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
Em
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D
puns!
    Em.      E           Am             B
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D                              E  C
OK I'll stop now but before I go
              D               G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?


Bridge:
E                     Am
Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous
E                Am
I, for one, like Roman numerals
    E                       F#m
The earth's rotation really makes my day
    E                         F#m
The Italian chef who died? He pasta way
      D                  E
An illegally parked frog is toad
   D                      E
My bakery burned down. My business is toast
    Am
The cookie was sad because his dad had been
       E
a wafer too long
  Am               Am7               D
I lost my luggage. I'll just have to carry on


Chorus:
       G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
    C                      D
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
Em
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D
puns!
    Em.      E           Am             B
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D                              E  C
OK I'll stop now but before I go
              D               G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?