Intro: C# Verse 1: C# Yeah I lost my keys three times this week C# F If I'm late again I'll get fired (ah) F# My car battery is dead F# G Guess I'll go back to bed G# I got bills I didn't pay again G# F Now my immediate action is required (ah) F# Credit score 315 (ah) E D I don't know what that even means
Chorus: C# (F#) Participation trophies C# F F# (add4) They messed me up, now I'm that guy F# F I'm barely staying alive G# (D# bass) (C#) Got all of these neuroses G# C# F# But people say that I'm a vibe E D So what's the problem if I suck at life? C# (I don't always suck that bad, do I) Verse 2: C# Now 3 a.m. I'm playing words with friends C# F I go to bed, but I'm way too wired (ahh) F# Start a new job tomorrow F# G Oh, wait! It's already tomorrow G# Wash my sheets first time in six weeks G# F Found my AirPods in the dryer (ahh) F# Something is wrong with me (ahh) E D Guess I'm just too Type B Chorus 2: C# (F#) So overstimulated C# F F# (add4) Now my attention span is shot F# F And I don't know how to stop G# (D# bass) (C#) Routine is overrated G# C# F# I do what I want when I like E D So what's the problem if I suck at life? C# Bridge: (Hold C# in the bass) C# C#7 My mom tried to be my friend I never learned discipline F# f#m Got good at playing pretend I swear that it's not my fault C# C#7 I wish that I could rewind, wish I had another try F# f#m To finally raise myself right I swear that it's not my fault C# C#7 Got all this wasted potential, mommy said I was special F# f#m My crisis existential, no, it's not my fault C# C#7 Now I depend on these meds to calm the thoughts in my head F# E D This is as sane as I get, oh no, it's not my fault (Continue holding C# in the bass) C# Why do I su- C#7 Why do I su- F# Why do I su- f#m Why do I su- C# Why do I su- C#7 Why do I su- F# Why do I su- f#m Why do I su- Chorus: (continuing holding C# in the bass) C# Participation trophies C#7 F# They messed me up, now I'm that guy f#m I'm barely staying alive (staying alive) C# Got all of these neuroses C#7 F# But people say that I'm a vibe E D So what's the problem if I suck at life? C# (I don't like my ending, it was too musical theatre-y)
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