Chords with lyrics (Ver. 2)
♫ Intro:
E MajorE 
BB B/Bb
E MajorE
I break the ice
BB B/Bb
So they don't see my size
E MajorE
And I have to be nice
BB B/Bb
Or I'll be the next punch line
♫ Verse 2:
E MajorE
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
BB B/Bb
Who only exists to continue the story
E MajorE
The girl gets the guy, while I'm standing off-screen
BB B/Bb
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
♫ Chorus:
E MajorE
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
BB B/Bb
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
E MajorE
Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
BB B/Bb
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
♫ Refrain:
E MajorE
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
BB B/Bb
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
♫ Verse 3:
E MajorE
I say I'm okay
BB B/Bb
'cause they wouldn't care anyway
E MajorE BB
And I could try to explain my efforts in vain
B/Bb
They can't relate
Ohh
♫ Verse 4:
E MajorE
I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors
BB B/Bb
If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
E MajorE
I've done every diet to make me look thinner
BB B/Bb
So why do I still feel so ******* inferior?
♫ Chorus:
E MajorE
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
BB B/Bb
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
E MajorE
Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
BB B/Bb
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
♫ Refrain:
E MajorE
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
BB B/Bb
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
♫ Verse 5:
G# minorG#m
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
BB B/Bb
And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "let's go to eat"
E MajorE
It's ******* funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween;
BB
Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body
♫ Chorus:
E MajorE
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
BB B/Bb
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
E MajorE
Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
BB B/Bb
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
♫ Refrain:
E MajorE
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
BB B/Bb
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
E MajorE
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
BB B/Bb
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
♫ Outro:
E MajorE BB
I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors
Other versions of Fat Funny Friend
Alternative guitar chords and tabs for Fat Funny Friend by Maddie Zahm
