Chords with lyrics
Key: C
♫ Verse :
C F
I break the ice
Am
So they donʼt seem my size
F
And I have to be nice
Am C
Or Iʼll be the next punch line
F
Iʼm just the best friend in hollywood movies
Am C
Who only exists to continue the story
F
The girl gets the guy while Iʼm standing offscreen
Am C
So Iʼll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
♫ Chorus:
F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
Am C
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
Am C
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?
♫ Verse :
F
I say Iʼm okay
Am C
Cause they wouldnʼt care anyway
F
And I could try to explain
Am C
But my effortʼs in vein, they canʼt relate to how
F
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
Am C
If that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror
F
I’ve done every diet to make me look thinner
Am C
So why do I still feel so goddammn inferior
♫ Chorus:
F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
Am C
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
Am C
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?
♫ Post-Chorus:
F C
Life of the fat funny friend
Am C
Life of the fat funny friend
F
Itʼs funny when I think a guy likes me
Am C
And itʼs funny when Iʼm the one who says letʼs go to eat
F
Itʼs funny when Iʼm asked to go out on halloween
Am C
Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my body
♫ Chorus:
F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
Am C
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
Am C
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty
Am C
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?
♫ Post-Chorus:
F C
Life of the fat funny friend
Am C
Life of the fat funny friend
F C
Life of the fat funny friend
Am C
Life of the fat funny friend
♫ Outro:
F C
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors