Shave Em Dry chords by Lucille Bogan

Verse 1:
   C           C
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
   C
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come
  F                C
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
               G                C
Now, draw it out Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry

Verse 2:
C
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby
C
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more
  F                      C
Oh great God daddy Grind me honey and shave me dry
       G                    C
And when you hear me holler baby Want you to shave it dry

Verse 3:
C
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
C
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come
  F       C
Oh, daddy shave me dry
     G                      C
And I'll give you somethin' baby Swear it'll make you cry

Verse 4:
C
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs
C
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring
  F               C
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry
                 G            C
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?

Verse 5:
C
Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven
C
I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven
  F           C
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry
    G                 C
I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry

Verse 6:
C
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper
C
And your dick stands up like a steeple
C
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door
C
And the crabs walks in like people
   F
Ow, shit! Ooh!
G             C
Baby, won't you shave 'em dry

Verse 7:
C
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
C
And a pig gets fat from suckin'
C
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
F
Great God, I got fat from fuckin
G        C
Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

Verse 8:
C
My back is made of whalebone
C
And my cock is made of brass
C
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars
C
Great God, round to kiss my ass
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