Churches chords by Low Gap

• Capo on 2nd
• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

Intro:

D    D
D    D


Verse:
            D
Some folks say I'm a leech to society
          G                  D
But I'ma here to tell you I ain't

'Cause if there weren't no sinners in this world
            A
Then there wouldn't be a need for saints

     D
The world needs holy rollers
             G                     D
But there's room for high rolling too

And if y'all weren't busy judging me
      N.C.                  D
Well, they'd start judging you


Chorus:
        G                D
'Cause guys like me are job security
     D                                    A
For all the saints and preachers of this world
D     G              A    D                    G
My disordered human will keep the church pews filled
               D                              A     D
And gives the congregation something to pray for

 G                 A              Bm   A  G
We've all got our callings and positio-o-ons
                          A  N.C.       D        D
But I play my part keepin' churches in business


Verse:
      D
Who'd be there to shoot out the lights
          G                D
When the bars are closing down

Who else here could lubricate
      A
This dry Methodist town

D
My sins make your sins look harmless
     G                     D
And yours makes mine look cool

It's a symbiotic relationship
     A   N.C.     D
The holy and the fool


Chorus:
        G                D
'Cause guys like me are job security
     D                                    A
For all the saints and preachers of this world
D     G              A    D                    G
My disordered human will keep the church pews filled
               D                              A
And gives the congregation something to pray for

 G                 A              Bm   A  G
We've all got our callings and positio-o-ons
                          A  N.C.       D
But I play my part keepin' churches in business


Instrumental/Solo:
D   D   G   D
D   D   A   A
D   D   G   D

D   D   A   A   D


Break:
      D
Well sometimes the difference 'tween the holy and profane
                        G
Ain't that great at all
     D
I'm sure you think you're pure as Coke
                          G
But I admit that I'm lost

    D
My three-beer buzz and Copenhagen
       G                      D
Won't keep me outta Heaven's gates
             D                        D
But tell me when's the last time you repented
     A
For thinking you're better than me


Chorus:
     G                D
And guys like me are job security
     D                                    A
For all the saints and preachers of this world
D     G              A    D                    G
My disordered human will keep the church pews filled
               D                              A
And gives the congregation something to pray for

 G                 A              Bm   A  G
We've all got our callings and positio-o-ons
                         A  N.C.        D             D   D D D D
But I play my part keepin' churches in busineeeeeeess