Cunt In Country chords by Lord Kirk

"Cunt in Country"

Written and performed by Lord_Kirk and Tudder
Tab based on 5/21/2016 performance

**Capo 1st fret**

VERSE 1:

G                            C                G
She took half my trailer and she took half my truck
G                          D
And when my baby left me I swear I didn't give a fuck
G                               C                G
She took half my belongings and she took half my heart
G                                              D -stop
And when she slammed that trailer door, all I smelled was a wif of fart

CHORUS:

-walk up to C-
             C            G
She puts the cunt in country
G                                       D
And why she left me, babe, I don't know why
G                               C
So now I'm just sitting here, I think I'll have a beer
G                   D                G
And now all I do is hang my head and cry


VERSE 2:

G                                 C              G
She owned a lot of cook books but never cooked a thing
G                                 D
She always brought home KFC, them spicy chicken wings
G                               C                      G
And when my baby was with me, I swear I just wanted to die
G                                            D -stop
'cause the only thing she let me eat was her stinkin' hairy pie


CHORUS:

-walk up to C-
             C            G
She puts the cunt in country
G                                       D
And why she left me, babe, I don't know why
G                               C
So now I'm just sitting here, I think I'll have a beer
G                   D                G
And now all I do is hang my head and cry


VERSE:

-palm muted-
G                                 C               G
She had some sexual fantasies out in that chicken coup
G                                     D
But it's hard to get a boner when you step in chicken poop
G                                               C                    G
Yeah, she made me fuck them chickens, yeah, she made me spread their legs
G                                            D -stop
Now they're the only chickens in Oregon that lay pre-scrambled eggs


CHORUS: x2

-walk up to C-
             C            G
She puts the cunt in country
G                                       D
And why she left me, babe, I don't know why
G                               C
So now I'm just sitting here, I think I'll have a beer
G                   D                G