Drunk chords by The Living Tombstone

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
Fm A#m C Fm
D# C# A#m C


Verse 1:
   Fm        A#m
Just one drink! Gonna keep it mellow
  C          Fm
Responsible night for a polite fellow
   D#      C#
Say, "Hello" to my friends and comrades
   A#m         C
Don’t tend to offend so I say perhaps
   Fm        A#m
Just two drinks! As a social courtesy
C             Fm
We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
    D#         C#
And certainly, a perfectly normal informal get together
A#m              C
But it’s been forever since we gathered so whatever
   Fm          A#m
Just three drinks! For the sake of the old times
C                 Fm
Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
   D#          C#
The whole nine, laughing, remembering all the old lines
A#m                C
Never used to work but I could 'em give another try
   Fm         A#m
Just four drinks! Y'know, take the edge off
   C          Fm
I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
   D#           C#
Pick up another round as my friends depart and
   A#m             C
They may not stick around but I just got started

Chorus:
G#            Fm
Feel so much better than usual
      C    D#
I feel indisputable, oh
G#            Fm
I think that I might be beautiful


Verse 2:
   Fm          A#m
Just five drinks! Fuckin' treat myself
     C           Fm
Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf
D#           C#
Spend like God, put on airs to sell it
   A#m            C
Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous
   Fm            A#m
Just six drinks! Let slip the dogs of war
     C               Fm
I’m gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
D#          C#
Zero to sixty, I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom
    A#m     C
And I'm feeling like committing a crime
   Fm         A#m
Just eight drinks! Maybe I've lost count?
     C            Fm
I can’t remember the night, what I drank or the amount
  D#             C#
I’m fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling

Sorry, was I saying something?
Fm            A#m
Twelve drinks! Strolling out of the hospital
   C              Fm
Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
 D#                 C#
Another night, losing it, more than I can afford
  A#m           C
Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?


Chorus:
G#            Fm
Feel so much better than usual
      C    D#
I feel indisputable, oh
G#            Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful
          C          D#
Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I'm still breathing
G#            Fm
I know that I will be ugly when
        C     D#
I feel like myself again, oh
G#            Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful


Bridge:
Fm               A#m
Bottle of Scotch, served on the rocks with a shot of Cachaca
 C             Fm
Vodka, Sake, kamikaze with a handle of Sherry
 D#              C#
A cherry Brandy with a Jaeger, chaser, Champagne float
 A#m          C
A Bourbon, hot Toddy in teacup of throat coat
Fm             A#m
Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, Sambuca
C           Fm
Soju, Paloma, Mojito, Gimlet, Frangelico, Guinness
D#          C#
Tequila, Manhattan, a Margarita, Old Fashioned
    A#m              C
Dry Vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed
Fm              A#m
Soldiering over, I'm slower, shoulder to shoulder with no one
  C             Fm
Stumbling, sobering, making friends with a smoker
      D#              C#
I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground
       A#m           C
Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now
Fm             C#m
Try to look at Heaven and I can't see the stars
 C                    Fm
A billion, trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars
D#               C#
Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends
     A#m              C
I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then I'll do it again


Interlude:
Fm A#m C Fm
D# C# A#m C


Chorus:
G#            Fm
Feel so much better than usual
      C    D#
I feel indisputable, oh
G#            Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful
          C          D#
Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I'm still breathing
G#            Fm
I know that I will be ugly when
        C     D#
I feel like myself again, oh
G#            Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful


Outro:
       G           G7
My vision is blurry as long as I'm thirsty
      G    G#    G#  Fm
Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me