Fat Chance chords by Little Wings

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Chords
Am7 x02010
Bm7 x23232
C7  x32000
D  xx0232
G  320003

Intro:
Am7         Bm7        C7         Am7       D
Am7         Bm7        C7         Am7       D

Verse:
G            Bm7               Am7                C       D
    Him never let the little prick inside his chest go too insane and still knew how to face the truth
G          Bm7              Am7                  C        D
    Him wandered up and down and all along, the way, away a long time, and the weather was the proof
  Am7           Bm7         C7            Am7    D
And when he felt the distance, and began to realize, talking in plain speak
Am7         Bm7           C7            Am7     D        G
   He could find enunciate and truly find a way to nicely say what he had without losing his mind

Chorus:
G      Bm7        Am7
 Him never blasted me
Am7 D    G
  Him never tried
G      Bm7        Am7  Am7  D
 Him never blasted me

Verse 2:
  Am7       Bm7        C7         Am7       D
But oh my goodness, oh my gosh, oh my toothbrush, oh my floss
 Am7        Bm7          C7       Am7   D
Hand it all over, hands up no sauce, at actorholics anonymous
Am7          Bm7           C7
 Came back, came back ran around it three times I've been up for hours
 Am7           D     Am7
Hummingbird feeders and wind chimes, sorry for you cheaters
   Bm7              C7       Am7   D    G
As I try to be good and so kind and oh my goodness, oh my gosh

Chorus:

G      Bm7        Am7
 Him never blasted me
Am7 D    G
  Him never tried
G      Bm7        Am7  Am7  D
 Him never blasted me


Verse 2:
      Am7            Bm7
But he said fat chance, tight pants, back on that wall, you go and dance
C7            Am7         D
Cut a rug with scissors, snow in hell, there's no chance,
Am7          Bm7          C7           Am7     D
arm strong like Lance Beach rat, short pants, need water, deep rants, cut into a cactus
Am7         Bm7               C7         Am7  D
Big fish, Jaws six, tooth faerie make a wish, Nom-Nom flying brick, Napalm too sick
Am7         Bm7            C7      Am7     D
Octopus eight arms, booby traps alarms, 360 full spin, garbage clan, climb in
Am7         Bm7            C7          Am7    D
Green grouch morning, red alert warning, bloodshot blazing, freak flag waving
Am7      Bm7       C7                 Am7        D
Pencil ruler, shredder drooler, Look at that light woah, fat chance, ride a rainbow with no hands
Am7       Bm7           C7        Am7  D
Donut bearclaw, bagel and lox, yeah raw, flavored coffee, caramel toffee,
Am7        Bm7            C7          Am7         D
Mrs. See's candies Peppermint patties, andes, mint green mint chip, shred claw, tear rip,
Am7        Bm7            C7        Am7   D
Wolverine Mabeline Dry those tears, Mr. Clean wet wipe, wet nap, applause clap-clap,
Am7         Bm7           C7             Am7  D
Plush toy stuff you Babaar and Pooh, fat chance slim jim, helium oxygen,
Am7       Bm7    C7           Am7     D
Popcorn peanuts, kitty weenis, Dentyne Trident, Bent there pried it,
Am7          Bm7         C7           Am7         D
Been there done that, cork dart, ball bat, fat chance, bolts slant, worms worms, ants ants,
Am7        Bm7           C7      Am7    D
Pet ant wash him, please don't squash him, hi-ho silver, horse bath fill her
Am7        Bm7            C7             Am7        D
Up some wash tub, bathing time, setting sun, true kiss, do this, only one way to get through this
Am7       Bm7      C7      Am7   D       G
A-bomb, Ray Ban, I rock, I ran, I jog, I Jam, Superman, Peter pan

Chorus:
G      Bm7        Am7
 Him never blasted me
Am7 D    G
  Him never tried
G      Bm7        Am7  Am7  D
 Him never blasted me

Outro:
Am7         Bm7        C7         Am7       D
Am7         Bm7        C7         Am7       D    G