Dentist chords by Little Shop Of Horrors

"Little Shop of Horrors- Dentist!"

Intro:
C F A# F C#

Chorus:
ORIN:
C          C#              F
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
Dm           G                   F
My mama noticed funny things I did,
A#                           C
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
C                                  Dm
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
F                                         A#
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
                    C
That's when my mama said

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
                     F
What did she say?

Pre-Chrous:
ORIN:
C                  F       C
She said, "My boy, I think someday
C
You'll find a way
C
To make your natural tendencies pay

Chrous:
            F    C   Dm
You'll be a dentist
           A#         G              C
You have a talent for causin' things pain
          F       Dm
Son, be a dentist
            G                 C
People will pay you to be inhumane
      G                           C
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
    Am                            Dm
And teaching would suit you still less
          G
Son, be a dentist
C           F
You'll be a success

Break:
C# F C# F C# A# F

Verse:
CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
C#
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
G
Watch him suck up that gas!
C
Oh, my god!
F                        C#
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
C                                 G
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

PATIENT:
F
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

ORIN:
C#  A#       D#         C
Ah, shut up. Open wide. here I come!

Chorus:
Dm        G
I am your dentist

PATIENT:
         Em
Goodness gracious!

ORIN:
Bm    Am                      Dm
And I enjoy the career that I picked

n.c.
CRYSTAL RONETTE CHIFFON:
Dm
Really love it

ORIN:
          G
I am your dentist

ORIN:
Em        Am                 G
And I get off on the pain I inflict

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
D#
Really love it

Bridge:
ORIN:
Am                      Dm
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON:
Dm
Bicuspid

ORIN:
Bm                                 Dm C       Am
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
              C
And though it may cause my patients distress,
G          Dm           D#
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
C                       C#                G
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
D#      C# G
Oh, mama

Outro:
D#           Am      Dm    G
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
    C
Say ah!

PATIENT:
G
Ah!

ORIN:
    C
Say ah!

PATIENT:
G
Ah!!

ORIN:
    C
Say ah!

PATIENT:
G
Ah!!!

ORIN:
C   F