Coffee And Toothpaste Ukulele chords by Libby Tidley

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Difficulty: Novice

F:  2010
Bb: 3211 (don't use a barre chord for a more open sound)
C:  5433
A:  2100

Verse:
F
 Oh what a bitter end to a refreshing start
                                        C
I really thought we had more time before we fell apart
   Bb
But I'm tired
C   *mute*                    F
 Of cleaning up the words you spit

F
 It was a whirlwind romance what a hurricane
                                     C
We tore through exes and friends like knives through sugar cane
        Bb
But I'm tired
C   *mute*                    F
 Of waiting for the storm to hit

                  A                        Bb           C      *mute*
Cause you're like drinking coffee whilst my mouth still tastes of

Verse:
F
Toothpaste
       F
What a disgrace
       F
What a sour taste
                  Bb
Mixing coffee with toothpaste
       Bb
It’s a dark place
  Bb
I can't face
Bb                 F
Mixing coffee with toothpaste
       F
What a disgrace
       F
What a sour taste
                  Bb
Mixing coffee with toothpaste
       Bb
It’s a dark place
  Bb
I can't face

C *mute*            F
Being stuck with you

Verse:
F
 I like two sugars you like it black
                                C
I drink three cups a day and you don't hold back
       Bb
And I'm tired
C  *mute*                      F
 Of feeling like I’m not enough

F
 Cause an opinion doesn't matter if it's not yours
                                  C
And the lovely man I knew is now a complete bore
       Bb
And I'm tired
C                                F
 Of acting like I'm still in love

                  A                        Bb           C        *mute*
But you're like drinking coffee whilst my mouth still tastes of

F
Toothpaste
       F
What a disgrace
       F
What a sour taste
                  Bb
Mixing coffee with toothpaste
       Bb
It’s a dark place
  Bb
I can't face
Bb                 F
Mixing coffee with toothpaste
       F
What a disgrace
       F
What a sour taste
                  Bb
Mixing coffee with toothpaste
       Bb
It’s a dark place
  Bb
I can't face

C *mute*            F
Being stuck with you
      A                    Bb  C
But I just couldn't help myself
     A                    Bb  C
No I just couldn't help myself
     A
So I suffered through the aftertaste
C
 Of coffee and

F
Toothpaste
       F
What a disgrace
       F
What a sour taste
                  Bb
Mixing coffee with toothpaste
       Bb
It’s a dark place
  Bb
I can't face
Bb                 F
Mixing coffee with toothpaste
       F
What a disgrace
       F
What a sour taste
                  Bb
Mixing coffee and toothpaste
       Bb
It’s a dark place
  Bb
I can't face

C
Being stuck with

N.C. (muted):
Toothpaste
What a disgrace
What a sour taste

Mixing coffee with toothpaste
It’s a dark place
That I can't face

Mixing coffee with toothpaste
What a disgrace
What a sour taste

Mixing coffee with toothpaste
It’s a dark place
I can't face
Being stuck with you