♫ Intro: A ♫ Verse : A D Am Listen and I'll tell you a tale I've been told C G E of a union organizer who knocked a starship cold. Am F G E They met where the stars are scattered thin out on the galactic rim A G E A And Starfleet command is sorry that they ever ran into him.
♫ Chorus: A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am Now the ship was patrolling rim stars when she got a call for aid C G E And up come a local convoy in a hurried grim parade. Am F G E Saying, "Captain we've caught a monster who's too much for us by far A G E A So take him please and throw him in the heart of the nearest star" A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am "Just why do you need a whole convoy " the Captain wished to know. C G E "Three ships to guard the other lest he grab it as we go." Am F G E Now the Captain was intrigued and he said, "stand by for scan," A G E A But all that showed on the viewing screen was a little old union man A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am The Captain said, "I can take him," and he beamed the man aboard C G E The convoy turned and raced away crying "Thank the Lord!" Am F G E Then the Captain looked him over asking, "just what's going on A G E A That they sent out half their trading fleet just to make sure you were gone " A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am The little old man just chuckled saying "Captain don't you know? C G E My job is organizing wherever I may go. Am F G E And I can build me a union out of anything you got A G E A And the folks who run that planet well they disliked that a lot" A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am "I first organized the laborers Then I unionized the clerks C G E Then I unionized the robots who staffed the atomic works. Am F G E But when I organized the milk cows and led them out on strike A G E A Well you can guess what official reaction to that was like" Wha-ha-ha! A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am "Amazing," said the Captain, "but you cant do that in here C G E My crew are loyal navy men and we've no cause to fear." Am F G E But he heard the old man saying as he walked out the door A G E A "Captain, y'know, there have so been navy unions before" A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am Well the Captain soon forgot him setting course for Starbase Five. C G E For all he saw the union man he might never have been alive Am F G E Till a troubled ensign asked him "is it true sir what they say? A G E A That we've got high hazard duty without high hazard pay " A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am Well the Captain couldn't answer except to say "its true C G E Starfleet could pay you better but theres not much I can do." Am F G E But when he woke up next morning he found out what morale was like A G E A For the bridge was filled with pickets and the whole crew was on strike. A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am Then the union man walked up and said "I'm sorry to trouble you C G E But your ship is now a job shop of the I double-W. Am F G E We've sent our demands to Starfleet command and they said they'd grant us none A G E A So we're just gonna keep on sailing until this strike is won." A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am "Now further we've decided to run this co-op style C G E Giving everyone experience at each other's job awhile. Am F G E We like you too much to dump you at the first starbase we see A G E A But we voted you to the galley and this week's command to me." A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man. A D Am So somewhere down in the galley you'll find poor Captain Kirk C G E Scrubbing away on dishes swearing it'll never work. Am F G E And Spock as he dries those dishes says, "It might succeed I fear A G E A And please Sir, while you're washing don't splash water in my ear." A Fold up your guns E G Run while you can. E A Look out, here comes the union man.
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